Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner By Suggesting Michael Bloomberg Is Right About Gun Control


A new ad campaign by Mayors Against Illegal Guns – New York Mayor Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s over-funded, under-performing gun control nonprofit – is helpfully suggesting that people hijack their own Thanksgiving family gatherings by “Talking Turkey” about why we need more gun laws.

Are members of your family ardent believers in the frank simplicity of the 2nd Amendment? Here’s your chance to alienate them while breaking bread:

Everyone has friends and relatives with strong opinions and shaky facts. You can help set the table straight – all you need is this simple guide to Talking Turkey about guns!

What guide? The wholesome-looking one that Mayors Against Illegal Guns superimposes over a sepia background of police tape and cop cars on its “Demand Action” website. For comedic purposes, here’s the guide:


Personal Liberty

Ben Bullard

Reconciling the concept of individual sovereignty with conscientious participation in the modern American political process is a continuing preoccupation for staff writer Ben Bullard. A former community newspaper writer, Bullard has closely observed the manner in which well-meaning small-town politicians and policy makers often accept, unthinkingly, their increasingly marginal role in shaping the quality of their own lives, as well as those of the people whom they serve. He argues that American public policy is plagued by inscrutable and corrupt motives on a national scale, a fundamental problem which individuals, families and communities must strive to solve. This, he argues, can be achieved only as Americans rediscover the principal role each citizen plays in enriching the welfare of our Republic.

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