A new ad campaign by Mayors Against Illegal Guns – New York Mayor Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s over-funded, under-performing gun control nonprofit – is helpfully suggesting that people hijack their own Thanksgiving family gatherings by “Talking Turkey” about why we need more gun laws.
Are members of your family ardent believers in the frank simplicity of the 2nd Amendment? Here’s your chance to alienate them while breaking bread:
Everyone has friends and relatives with strong opinions and shaky facts. You can help set the table straight – all you need is this simple guide to Talking Turkey about guns!
What guide? The wholesome-looking one that Mayors Against Illegal Guns superimposes over a sepia background of police tape and cop cars on its “Demand Action” website. For comedic purposes, here’s the guide: