The Comedy Of Terrors
September 10, 2013 by Ben Crystal
By the time you read this, President Barack Obama will be close to taking to the teleprompter to tell the Nation and the world that war is actually pretty cool, if he hasnâ€™t presented his pitch already. Outside the usual lapdogs and low-information types who make up the liberal base, I expect Obama to have as much luck selling his war in Syria as MSNBC has selling its prime-time lineup to pretty much everyone.
Todayâ€™s dog and jihadi show ought to be fairly entertaining. After all, the run-up has already been at least as fun as watching liberals figure out how to transform from Jane Fonda to Charlton Heston without spilling their soy lattes. In the few weeks since Obama sprouted war wings and decided to playact at being hawkish, the comedy has flown as fast as Hillary Clinton ducking imaginary sniper fire. Were it not for the fact that actual people are actually dying (something Democrats consider acceptable only when the victims are unborn babies or â€śwhite hispanicsâ€ť), Obamaâ€™s pathetic fumbling might actually be funny.
Whose Red Line Is It, Anyway?
A year ago, Obama dared Syrian President Bashar Assad to deploy chemical weapons against his own people, saying such a move would constitute crossing a â€śred line.â€ť Now that Assad has allegedly waltzed across it, Obama has been forced to admit it was more of a light pink. Or at least, he would have been forced to admit it, if heâ€™d ever met a buck he couldnâ€™t pass. Last week, Obama claimed the red line was drawn by the â€śworld.â€ť The world seemed mildly surprised — almost as surprised as the rest of us were when Obama also announced that the debate over war represents a referendum on the credibility of Congress. Fair enough, Mr. President. Itâ€™s not like you have any left.
Former President George W. Bush took a lot of heat for his supposed failure to build a coalition for war in Iraq. Compared to Obamaâ€™s success in assembling allies for his planned Syrian incursion, Bush is Dag HammarskjĂ¶ld. Our most redoubtable allies in the United Kingdom have already told Obama to pound proverbial sand. Now, the Germans have decided to sit this one out. According to the newspaper The Guardian, German intelligence indicates that Assad did not order any chemical weapons attack and that he has blocked subordinates from doing the same. As if that werenâ€™t embarrassing enough, the current Administration line as espoused by Secretary of State John Kerry holds that we should be excited that the Saudi Arabians are kicking in. We traded the Brits and the Germans for the guys who lead the world in Wahhabists and 9/11 hijackers. Whoopee.
Who Are The Bad Guys?
That Assad is a bad guy is not in doubt. That our potential allies in the war against him constitute the good guys really is. While our suddenly hawkish Democratic pals turn up their noses at links between the Syrian rebels and al-Qaida, the Syrian rebels and al-Qaida look increasingly like the same people. The group that recently overran the Christian village of Maaloula, Syria, was led by members of Jabhat al-Nusra, which translates loosely from the original Arabic to â€śal-Qaidaâ€™s top farm club.â€ť I wonder if they used the weapons Obama shipped them from Benghazi, Libya.
Excuse Us; Excuses
James Carville tried to explain away Obamaâ€™s diplomatic disgrace as somehow — of course — Bushâ€™s fault. At what point do liberals realize that spending 5Â˝ years blaming the guy who isnâ€™t President is the equivalent of spending 5Â˝ years admitting Obama is as good at playing President as Carville is at making sense. You know Obama is panicking when he sends out a spokesman who increasingly resembles an angry Chinese cocktail onion. Supposed comedian Bill Maher even played the race card, tweeting:
We finally found a use for the irrational, psychotic Republican hate for Obama: stopping us getting into the Syrian War. Thanks, prejudice!
â€” Bill Maher (@billmaher) September 7, 2013
A half-white guy decides to play army against a bunch of Arabs, and the people who demur get called racist by a Jewish guy who hates women.
Obama warmed up for his big week of warmongering by playing golf again. Maybe this is all a Byzantine plot to get Obama ready for the Champions Tour — although, from what Iâ€™ve seen, he would be as good a professional golfer as he is a President.