Pay To Play: The Constitution Under Siege
June 5, 2014 by Ben Crystal
Iâd be well within my rights if I wanted to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars buying billboards, TV ads and mailers proclaiming so-called âglobal warmingâ to be the greatest threat to humanity since Josef Stalin and Mao Zedong battled for the genocide world title. In fact, Iâd be well within my rights — and no less wildly off the mark — if I decided to blow a couple million dollars on a worldwide advertising campaign to warn people against the dangers of rabid Yetis.
Itâs my money; who the hell are these so-called âprogressivesâ to tell me how I should spend it? As far as Iâm concerned, Senator Harry Reidâs opinion of my spending habits means as much to me as my opinion of his pathological mendacity, bid-rigging and nepotism means to him. And thatâs as it should be. The Bill of Rights opens with the freedom of expression. And if I want to give millions — or even billions — of dollars to inexplicably tax-exempt, albeit un-audited, hate groups, then thatâs my expressing myself. If I donât have a pile of cash to throw at Moveon.org, then thatâs my bad luck for not being George Soros.
According to the Democrats, theyâve had it with money in politics. In fact, theyâre so tired of the undue influence wielded by the privileged few that theyâve taken to demanding a Constitutional amendment to overturn the Supreme Courtâs decisions in Citizens United and McCutcheon. In fact, the Democrat-dominated Senate Judiciary Committee held a hearing Wednesday on Senator Tom Udallâs (D-N.M.) proposed Constitutional amendment to give Congress control over campaign finance. Specifically, the Udall amendment states:
Congress shall have power to regulate the raising and spending of money and in-kind equivalents with respect to Federal elections, including through setting limits on–
(1) the amount of contributions to candidates for nomination for election to, or for election to, Federal office; and
(2) the amount of funds that may be spent by, in support of, or in opposition to such candidates. âŚ
The guys who live cozy and warm in the pockets of big-money special interests are going to end the undue influence of big-money special interests by giving more power to the guys who live cozy and warm in the pockets of big-money special interests. I feel better already. And how about that Udall, man of the people? Heâs a dedicated servant of the poor huddled masses, who are yearning to live just half as well as Udall does, who has managed to accumulate a personal net worth of somewhere in the neighborhood of $3 million without working outside the public sector for most of his adult life. And heâs mere pauper compared to some of his colleagues. The average personal net worth of a Democratic Senator is currently about $13 million.
Look, Iâm as bothered as you are by the idea that our politicians are pretty much human motels whose âvacancyâ signs are lit 24/7/365. But Iâm just as bothered by the idea that I have to endure lectures on the topic of money in politics from people who have to lift their heads out of the trough to deliver the same. The only differences between common hookers and people like Reid are:
- Reid spends more on his clothing.
- Youâre less likely to contract something itchy from a hooker.
- Also hookers leave when itâs over.
Note that Reidâs personal net worth has jumped into 8 figures despite collecting government paychecks since before I was born.
Letâs pretend for a moment that Reid actually cares about John Q. Public. Reid is a senior member of the Senate. Heâs so well-entrenched in his seat that he could probably get caught with both the proverbial live boy and dead girl and still get re-elected with 60 percent of the vote. The same is true for Udall and most of the rest of the Democratic leadership. And that begs the question: If theyâre serious about looking out for the little guy, then whatâs stopping them? But if Reid is so worried about the plight of regular schmoes, then why should it matter to him whether they have enough money to arrest his attention? And why should they trust a guy who has yet to dent the influence of big money in politics despite 45 years in politics? Why should anyone?