New Orders From The PC Police

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*Political correctness has gone too far. I just got a memo from the PC police, ordering me to make the following changes in anything I say for public consumption. I assume other writers have received the same notice, so be prepared for some interesting changes. For example:

  • You are no longer allowed to refer to backwoods denizens of Kentucky, Tennessee or West Virginia as “hillbillies.” They are to be known as “Appalachian-Americans.”
  • Also, never refer to a woman as “easy.” From now on, such lasses are “horizontally accessible.”
  • Oh, and be aware that your wife never “nags” you. Instead, she may be “verbally repetitive.”
  • And ladies, you will no longer refer to a boorish companion as a “total ass.” Instead, he has suffered “a rectal-cranial inversion.”

There were more, but that’s enough for one day.

— Chip Wood

Chip Wood

is the geopolitical editor of PersonalLiberty.com. He is the founder of Soundview Publications, in Atlanta, where he was also the host of an award-winning radio talk show for many years. He was the publisher of several bestselling books, including Crisis Investing by Doug Casey, None Dare Call It Conspiracy by Gary Allen and Larry Abraham and The War on Gold by Anthony Sutton. Chip is well known on the investment conference circuit where he has served as Master of Ceremonies for FreedomFest, The New Orleans Investment Conference, Sovereign Society, and The Atlanta Investment Conference.

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