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Mahmoud And The Space Monkeys!

June 18, 2011 by  

Ben Crystal

is a 1993 graduate of Davidson College and has burned the better part of the last two decades getting over the damage done by modern-day higher education. He now lives in Savannah, Ga., where he has hosted an award-winning radio talk show and been featured as a political analyst for television. Currently a principal at Saltymoss Productions—a media company specializing in concept television and campaign production, speechwriting and media strategy—Ben has written numerous articles on the subjects of municipal authoritarianism, the economic fallacy of sin taxes and analyses of congressional abuses of power.

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  • http://naver samurai

    Very funny! I agree with Iran’s president looking like a chimp. I wonder if he throws feces and swings from a rubber tire, like the libs on this site. The terror hit list? Did they really say who was on it? Weiner, wiener, or however you spell his name is gone. Good. That’s one less traitor and coward progressive we have to worry about. Let’s keep up the good fight, fellow patriots! Next year, vote for Paul/Bachmann or Paul/Palin. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY! In that order.

    • eddie47d

      More obsession on Weiners. Would you consider Vetter-R La a traitor and a Conservative coward? Does it just sound better if you say it about a Democrat?

      • JC

        commie47d, it might sound better if anyone, including you, knew what the hell you were talking about. BTW, how’s that “sobriety” thing going? ;)

      • eddie47d

        fascist JC; Wake up or don’t you know about diaper man Vetter. You’re about as clueless as the author. LOL

        • JC

          Fascist? LMAO
          Don’t you mean Constitutionalist, ya twisted freak?
          You know…”The Americans”

          Bringing on that insanity stuff extra hard today aren’t ya?
          Sounds like someone fell off the wagon again. :(

          • http://naver samurai

            Now we both know that lib kool aid is a very hard addiction to break. I guess edduh also forgot about Rangel, Pelosi, Feinstein, and others that are worse than Weiner. Weiner may have taken some “questionable” photos and inappropriately talked to women on the internet, but the others have sought to destroy this nation from within. One less progressive traitor and coward to worry about. Victory in the name of God! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

          • eddie47d

            Should have laid off the commie crap JC. You get back what you put out.

      • CalBob

        If you paid as much attention to Vitter’s diaper as you did Weiner’s weiner, you’d know you misspelled his name. My question, are you a historian? That’s a pretty old story.

      • coal miner

        Both left and right:

        Senator Caught In “D.C. Madam” Scandal – CBS News
        Jul 11, 2007 … Louisiana Republican David Vitter Apologizes For ‘Very Serious Sin’ In … and I hope this scandal will not lessen their critical support of … – Cached

      • coal miner

        David Vitter?They call him diaper Dan.Ha ha ha ha

        DC Madam Sex Scandal Jokes – Political Sex Scandal Jokes
        “There’s another one of those prostitution scandals down there in Washington, DC . Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he’s been visiting Washington … -

      • Robin from Arcadia, IN

        eddie… Who is Vetter and why do you keep bringing him up?

      • always right

        No Eddie, we consider your a delusional coward though

        • eddie47d

          a.r.; Practice what you preach. If you want to take a Democrat down then have the courtesey to take a Republican down for basically the same thing. If you don’t then that makes you a hypocrite and a coward.

          • American Citizen


            you are as bad as the politician’s in office, You need to go back to school and this time pay attention, Democrats have always wanted to destroy what we have “FREEDOM”, Thank God for the Tea Party and anyone who Believes in this Once Great Nation, Maybe Great Again down the road. Depends on who we Elect , GO BACMANN 2012

      • Jack

        Hey we really need to let the I am on this side thing go away and all see what we can do to get together and fix things back to what the country was meant to be. I find this kind of humor not really funny enough to make up for the place we are at right now.

    • james karalis

      That was Iran’s president ? I thought it was obama .

      • DonnaAngelStar

        Send them both and have them jettisoned into deep space.


      • http://naver samurai

        Maybe they are related on his father’s side? FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

    • Renellin

      Not so fast. Fox reported this morning that Weiner has not yet actually submitted his resignation, and that his office will be open and fully staffed today. We may not be rid of him at all. Also, those pictures and behavior may have been creepy, but one look at Barney Frank and you know he is not at all alone there on Capital Hill. His larger crime was the immediate response which was a lie–it came out so fast like something he may be quite accustomed to and comfortable doing, and then he blamed others, causing a web company to have to close down while they self-audited, and pointing the finger at the individual who broke the story, completely disrupting his life, all while he knew perfectly well it was all him all the time. Then he let it drag out for 10 long days.

      • Robin from Arcadia, IN

        There is just something not right about Weiner. Why would a grown man, with a new wife, expecting their first child, has a good job, put himself in a position to lose it all by sending half-naked, and naked pictures of himself over the internet? It sounds like a Middle School child’s mentality! Why would anyone want HIM to represent them? He is not grown up yet and at his age, it’s doubtful he ever will!

        • always right

          megalomania, like most poll-iticians. In the case of most those on the left, (like eddie) delusional megalomania

        • http://naver sook young

          My husband and I know someone like that. Though this person is worse than any liberal that comes to this site. He acts like a teenager, but is allowed to teach children. Thank you.

          Sook Young
          Wife of the Samurai

      • Eileen

        Sounds like a former President – Clinton…another dem. Lying and having sex with women other than his wife.

    • Sadievian

      If you are really for Ron Paul maybe you should take a look at him on numbersusa. They have been the largest stopper of amnesty and illegals taking America since 2002. We sent 176,000 faxes in one day. Many in D.C. changed their mines about voting for illegals over Americans directly because of numbersusa. Now here’s my issue. The information about each running for president is not just off the wall. It is based on their own information they gave or wouldn’t give and in Ron Paul’s case a lot from his own book excerpts. Obama has an F-, Ron Paul stands right next to him with an F. Why? Because he believes as Obama in illegals and Muslims and says we should build that insult at 9/11. I was for Palin but she needs to do something about her D-. Either they are for Mexico or America, there is no in between. Illegals have taken CA and they intended to take the rest of America the same way litter(ly) out breeding Americans while we pay for them. Numbersusa has done more to stop illegals than all the politicians put together. Let someone on your lawn, they soon have your house. No matter what their mouth says look at what they do and say with their answers on numbersusa.

  • spepper

    And, what does that say about the education system in Iran– because they couldn’t find anyone smarter than a MONKEY to fly the spaceship???

    • AMA

      Hi spepper, I think in Iran a monkey is good enough to go into space.

      • dave edwards

        The monkey is probably celebrating, he’s getting a free ride out of Iran.

    • Alej

      Affirmative Action.

    • Boswellian
      • http://naver sook young

        Why do you repeat yourself? It’s kind of funny (video), but let’s try to stay on subject. Thank you.

        Sook Young
        Wife of the Samurai

    • always right

      Heck, that was one of their honor students. The rest are worse. But as long as the ca recite the koran, scream “Allah akhhhhhbarrr”, know how to wire a bomb vest and lie, they’re good to go

  • HTCM USN James Graham

    WAYNE ALLYN ROOT: Overwhelm the system
    Barack Obama is no fool. He is not incompetent. To the contrary, he is brilliant. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to create systemic failure, economic crisis and social chaos — thereby destroying capitalism and our country from within. Barack Obama is my college classmate ( Columbia University , class of ’83). As Glenn Beck correctly predicted from day one, Obama is following the plan of Cloward & Piven, two professors at Columbia University . They outlined a plan to socialize America by overwhelming the system with government spending and entitlement demands. Add up the clues below.
    Taken individually they’re alarming. Taken as a whole, it is a brilliant, Machiavellian game plan to turn the United States into a socialist/Marxist state with a permanent majority that desperately needs government for survival … and can be counted on to always vote for bigger government. Why not? They have no responsibility to pay for it.

    – Universal health care. The health care bill had very little to do with health care. It had everything to do with unionizing millions of hospital and health care workers, as well as adding 15,000 to 20,000 new IRS agents (who will join government employee unions). Obama doesn’t care that giving free health care to 30 million Americans will add trillions to the national debt. What he does care about is that it cements the dependence of those 30 million voters to Democrats and big government. Who but a socialist revolutionary would pass this reckless spending bill in the middle of a depression?

    – Cap and trade. Like health care legislation having nothing to do with health care, cap and trade has nothing to do with global warming. It has everything to do with redistribution of income, government control of the economy and a criminal payoff to Obama’s biggest contributors. Those powerful and wealthy unions and contributors (like GE, which owns NBC, MSNBC and CNBC) can then be counted on to support everything Obama wants. They will kick-back hundreds of millions of dollars in contributions to Obama and the Democratic Party to keep them in power. The bonus is that all the new taxes on Americans with bigger cars, bigger homes and businesses helps Obama “spread the wealth around.”

    – Make Puerto Rico a state. Why? Who’s asking for a 51st state? Who’s asking for millions of new welfare recipients and government entitlement addicts in the middle of a depression? Certainly not American taxpayers. But this has been Obama’s plan all along. His goal is to add two new Democrat senators, five Democrat congressman and a million loyal Democratic voters who are dependent on big government.

    – Legalize 12 million illegal immigrants. Just giving these 12 million potential new citizens free health care alone could overwhelm the system and bankrupt America . But it adds 12 million reliable new Democrat voters who can be counted on to support big government. Add another few trillion dollars in welfare, aid to dependent children, food stamps, free medical, education, tax credits for the poor, and eventually Social Security.

    – Stimulus and bailouts. Where did all that money go? It went to Democrat contributors, organizations (ACORN), and unions — including billions of dollars to save or create jobs of government employees across the country. It went to save GM and Chrysler so that their employees could keep paying union dues. It went to AIG so that Goldman Sachs could be bailed out (after giving Obama almost $1 million in contributions). A staggering $125 billion went to teachers (thereby protecting their union dues). All those public employees will vote loyally Democrat to protect their bloated salaries and pensions that are bankrupting America . The country goes broke, future generations face a bleak future, but Obama, the Democrat Party, government, and the unions grow more powerful. The ends justify the means.

    – Raise taxes on small business owners, high-income earners, and job creators. Put the entire burden on only the top 20 percent of taxpayers, redistribute the income, punish success, and reward those who did nothing to deserve it (except vote for Obama). Reagan wanted to dramatically cut taxes in order to starve the government. Obama wants to dramatically raise taxes to starve his political opposition.

    With the acts outlined above, Obama and his regime have created a vast and rapidly expanding constituency of voters dependent on big government; a vast privileged class of public employees who work for big government; and a government dedicated to destroying capitalism and installing themselves as socialist rulers by overwhelming the system.

    Add it up and you’ve got the perfect Marxist scheme — all devised by my Columbia University college classmate Barack Obama using the Cloward and Piven Plan.

  • Louise Besch

    Does no one remember that we sent a dog up first? Monkeys are so trainable.

    • Ben Hartley

      Actually, ’twas the Russians who sent a dog into orbit. The U.S. followed with a chimpanzee.

  • Luis D. Rey

    Samurai said Paul/Bachman or Paul/Palin?
    Out of those three names, the ONLY LIGITIMATE ONE IS PALIN,
    Don’t you know that Paul doesn’t have a chance, he is worse than Johnny Mac and see what happened to him?
    And Bachman said that she believed Obama’s birth Certificate forgery?
    Is she kidding?
    I believe, we are still waiting for the real Consevative Man/Woman who is not afraid of doing the TALK and taking the WALK, someone who won’t be afraid of bringing the issues such as PHONEY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, PHONEY BIRTH CERTIFICATE, ETC., regarding THIS IMPOSTOR, USURPOR, MUSLIM AND AMERICAN HATER, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA a.k.a BARRY SOETORO, Citizen of Indonesia/Kenya/Hawaii/Pineapple?

    • james karalis

      It is a forgery .

    • Bud Tugly

      Palin???!!! Give me a break. There are great conservative candidates out there, sadly, media diva Palin is not one of them. She walked out of the governorship to go for the big bucks. When she talks she is like a B-actress spouting memorized lines but has little understanding what they mean – smile for the camera.

      • Cawmun Cents

        The media diva is Balack Omamba,the presider of democracy.Get it straight Butt Ugly.

      • CalBob

        Better do a little more reading about Palin, ’cause you’re just spouting the liberal line. Reading all her e-mails has proven another futile attempt to discredit the woman…and it failed miserably.

        The reason she had to bail out as Governor is because of a bunch of candy-mouth liberals who have dug and dug trying to discredit Palin…and they’ve failed miserably as well.
        Her legal tab precluded her concentrating on being the effective governor that she was.

        • http://Moreexpensive,moreunknowproblems. Lewis Munn

          I found it interesting that she gave up her e-mails, and the press could not come up with anything terrible. How many liberals could withstand this degree of scrutiny? Can our Liberals on this column let the press look at all their e-mails and comment on them??

          I’d like to see Obama’s given the same scrutiny!

          • Ellen

            I wonder if Obama’s emails are anything like his speaking. “Uh, you know, it’s like, uh, maybe uh…”

      • Karolyn

        Totally agree! Now what was it Paul Revere did? :-)

        • http://Moreexpensive,moreunknowproblems. Lewis Munn

          Paul Revere did not let anybody read any of his e-mails!

          • Mary Kay Andrews

            Oh, give it a rest! Sarah Palin was exactly correct when she said that Paul Revere told the British after he was captured that we would never give up our weapons or our freedom. Learn some history before you start saying anything.

      • Dale

        Palin is a real person and what you see is what you get. She is a Christian and is full of God’s love and the Holy Spirit. He smile is not fake but based out of God’s joy.
        Her education may not be as great as some candidates but her experience shows her aptitude for making wise and well thought decisions. Do we need someone educated beyond their own intelligence or someone with good sense and good decision making experience?

        • always right

          “More Education” is what gives us the likes of billary, michele “I hates whitey” Obama, barry sotoero/sotero/sobarkah/obama/davis/satan, weener, billzebubba clinton, and a host of other two-legged virii sickening the American spirit and souls. Testing has shown that the higher one is educated, the less they know about U.S. History and civics, with even the lamer HS grads outscoring college grads. Without the ability to understand one’s history and culture, what good is a law degree (40% of whom end up NOT working in jobs requiring a law degree, also known as “would you like fried with that?” jobs). The problem isn’t one’s level of Education (Truman was a HS grad). It’s one’s level of common sense and the attendant cognition that goes with it. You can only learn that in life, not in a classroom.

      • JUKEBOX

        Hey Bud, I don’t imagine you’ve really watched Obama read his lines that Soros, Jones, Rathke, Trumpka, and all of his puppeteers have written for him. I doubt that he ever had an original thought in his life, other than his hatred of conservative values.

      • http://naver samurai

        Hey Bud, I guarantee you that she is a lot more informed and isn’t restrained about what to say, like in 2008. Remember, McCain had to keep her on a short leash so she wouldn’t attack Obama bin Laden, like she wanted to. I still stand by my opinion about Palin, Bachmann, and Paul. By the way, Bachmann is moving up in the early polls. Never know, we may have a woman in the White House as POTUS or VP. My wife thinks that would be great, how about you? FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

      • jim

        Ms. Palin stepped down because of the nit picking of the left was taking away the time she needed to run the state and costing Alaska a bunch of money on nothing more than a bunch of nonsense. Much like the drivel you’ve put out.

      • Bud Tugly


        She bailed on the people of Alaska to chase the big bucks.

        I’ll stick with Ron Paul.

        • http://naver sook young

          Soory, but she left office because of the liberals bringing up unfounded charges against her. It was costing Alaska a lot of time and money, due to the childish actions of the liberals in office at that time. If you think differently, that’s fine, but please present some facts and sources. Thank you.

          Sook Young
          Wife of the Samurai

    • Dave

      Luis D. Rey… How right you were! Loved your statement. And, personally, I feel that Palin is one hell of alot better qualified than Obama! Plus, I SHE is more like “one of us”..a regular, common, American..having issues that alot of us have and deal with, i.e. her kids, hunting, fishing, and, oh yes..even shopping at Walmart! My vote WILL be going her way, should she decide to run. I also feel that the only reason that the GOP dogs her is that those macho saps do not want a WOMAN to take the lead. I am a registered Republican, but I will not waste my vote on a “dead horse”, i.e. these macho men who have already proved to be “losers” when they attempted a “run” before. Even Bachman would be a better bet/vote than ANY of the “men” who are in the GOP race. Palin did not lose the last was McCain. And, was not a blow-out, but, rather, a close race. And, remember, folks, America is supposed to be a FREE country! And regardless of which party is in office, we as citizens of this once great country, have the right (for now, anyways) to throw out/stop any government official that attempts to destroy it, thru socialist/communist ways or any other practices that are not befitting to the continuous FREEDOM of all AMERICA! I also believe that it is also our duty to speak up against any do-gooder who thinks that just becuzz she/he does something a certain way..i.e. the way they eat, drink, travel, what movies they watch, the type music they listen to, etc., so on and so forth, that ALL Americans should follow in their footsteps, or face certain consequences. These are not true Americans, not when they want to take away your freedoms, little by little..they are , in fact, themselves socialists, whether they believe it or not. What ever happened to “majority rules!”? Nowadays, we do as the lesser folks want us to do! I say…”GOD in country!”, stand up and trust in THE BILL OF RIGHTS, believe in the CONSTITUTION, and…LONG WAVE OLD GLORY! By the way, I am not a believer in the Bible, BUT..I do believe that this nation, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, should remain that way! And to hell with anyone who attempts to destroy it! And, I salute the founding fathers of this “once great” nation! Remember…we are now faced with the worst ever president to serve in that position, along with the worst staff ever! We need and must THROW THE BUMS OUT! I can only wonder as to why the DEMS who realize that they are being pushed aside, “used”, by their party, do not mass together and put down these tyrants? There are good and bad in both parties. I just cannot understand as to why the decent DEMS do not stand up to the fools in the White-House?!!? Myself, I would love to see Bill and Hillary take a stand against the White-House tyrants..I am sure that they would and could get alot of support, altho I am not a big supporter of Hillary. But I would be, in this case. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    • Sadievian

      Luis I agree with you. I didn’t know M.B. said that, so did Romney. What is wrong with these people. Well you know that for many,many years we’ve had Dems and Reps trying to get the laws changed so a non American could run for president of the U.S. They didn’t get the law changed. Our senate and congress knew this and they knew Obama wasn’t an America but they still let him into D.C. and then in without a word about him being illegal. Therefore we have treason acts right there in those two places. It is widely know one day after the B.C. that it was taken apart in the graphic program Adobe Illustrator (which could also be done with any other program such as Photoshop. It was made with an OCR program but they forgot to flatten the layers. They copy on a document was changed using an old IBM Selectric and that has also been proven at a 20 something page lawsuit has been filed in court regarding this. Now if it doesn’t get stopped by one of Obama’s socialist judges we may get the truth out. Yes, why is it all of them running for president are such coward they won’t speak up on this issue. Also the videos on YouTube with Obama, his wife and many others saying from their own mouths he was born in Kenya. And before another sixteen year old tells me they are fake, I’ll say I was a professional photographer and I had Army secret clearance. The videos is at this site.The one of his wife should be off to the right. One lady told me Obama’s wife wasn’t in the video with him. I didn’t say she was she was in one of the others stating they were going to Kenya on a visit where Obama was born. Go to They were still there a few days ago. As I mentioned in another post higher up, people should also check out numbersusa to get the real scoop on those running for president. We have well over a million members and stopped amnesty since 2002. Check out 500,000 Plastic Coffins, they are in Georgia and they are not coffin liners, they have tops and they are in five other states also. There is also a list, if you are not Muslim, your last name is on that list.

  • Jim


    this just in!!!! obama has promised to take out any and all foreign enemies of our country and has just ordered a drone hit on himself


    When can we remove the Idiot leader that is in the White House?How much more damage can he and his cronies do to our wonderful country?Please ship him and his Muslim family back to Kenya.Send his staff,supporters and advisors with him.Thank you.


      His wife, kids, and mother in law are planning a trip to Africa on our dime in the next couple of weeks. Maybe they’ll like it there so well they’ll decide to stay. I know, that’s wishful thinking.

      • CJM

        Jukebox: I understand that when a person resides outside their country, they have to return every so often in order to maintain their citizenship—so guess that’s what ma/pa ‘bama are doing!

  • dansiler

    Louise…too bad Muslim-extremists aren’t as easily trained
    Luis…I’m not cleat on that.Was Bachman believing that it WAS a
    forgery or that it wasn’t.I’d appreciate a source on that,either way.
    I believe she’s the real deal,as are Ron and Sarah…just not demonized by the Mainstream Media/old news,yet.Disinformation is
    as useful as flat out lies.
    I agree that we don’t need another pretender neo-conservative/Marxist
    or Rino but what are we going to do with the 51% of public school-brainwashed useful-idiots that want socialist/mobocracy instead of rule of law/constitutionally limited government…talking to them is like trying to reason with Mooslims,sigh.

    • james karalis

      Not really , they kiss the @ss of israel and well run America into the ground fighting wars and doing the biding of the zionist state . What is needed is some one that well shut down this free market BS and world economy crap and start looking out only for our country and our people . F the rest of the planet .

      • JJR

        WHOA! A real thinking person???

      • Fred Rehders, Sr.

        James Karalis, are you 12 years old? Do you even know what the phrase “free market” means? Do you own a dictionary? Learn the difference between “well” and will. Bidding has two Ds and Israel is a soveriegn nation, thus the first letter of it’s name gets capitalized. Obuma sure hasn’t been kissing their @$$, but he has been trying to throw them under the bus. Grow the F up!

        • http://mozillafirefox Wyatt Strahm

          Damn well said!

      • dale briggs

        James if you want the brother hood to be your next door neighbor better hope Israel is strong be cause that country is our first line of defense and our friend we are soul mates we have the same love of freedom and want peace to live with out fear and raise our family’s but Obama and his gang from his home town have there way you might wake up and find one on your doorstep my opinion

        • JUKEBOX

          He had better be ready to pucker up good to kiss Israel’s ass if the Muslims repeat their history of conquer and destroy. They are one of our few friends in the world.

      • http://naver samurai

        Don’t support Israel? Are you high on something? “Whoever blesses you, I will bless and whoever curses you, I will curse.” I remember reading that in the Bible. Get the point God was trying to make? FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

        • Boswellian
          • Cawmun Cents

            She must be related to Obama….he thinks there are 57 states.Remember OBAMA is half blonde.-CC.

          • http://naver sook young

            She sounds like a product of the liberal school systems in this country. She sounds like Obama by saying “uh” so many times. Thank you.

            Sook Young
            Wife of the Samurai

      • coal miner

        james karalis,

        I agree with you 100 percent.Israel is not a reliable ally,they got caught too many times spying.

        • http://naver sook young

          Do you mean the Massad or the Americans that did the spying for them? Israel is our only true ally in that region. I say support them and help defend them against these groups that wish to destroy them. Thank you.

          Sook Young
          Wife of the Samurai

      • coal miner

        james karalis,

        Is Israel Really America’s Friend?
        I have also provided evidence that Israel is an apartheid state. … we can look at whether Israel has really been a loyal ally to the U.S., or whether the … This is not “Muslim propaganda”. All reports are taken from American or Israeli … Despite Coverup, Israel Caught Spying in Washington Again, by Richard H. … -

        • coal miner

          A man who does not know the truth is just an idiot but a man who knows the truth and calls it a lie is a crook! –Bertolt Brecht

          • http://naver sook young

            “I have one great political idea. The best expression of it I have found in the Bible. It is in substance, ‘Righteousness exalteth a nation, sin is a reproach to any people.’”

            Frederick Douglas October 14, 1852.

        • Mushin

          I concur with coal miner – one must view the material at hand and ask….are they really our ally? If they ARE spying on us, selling our secrets to China for profit AND were paying them BILLIONS per year in support (A Conservative Estimate of Total Direct U.S. Aid to Israel: Almost $114 Billion {By Shirl McArthur} with friends like that, who needs enemies?!

          Cut off funds to Israel, cut off all aid.

          • http://naver sook young

            We should cut off all funds to the muslim world. They have done nothing for us. Thank you.

            Sook Young
            Wife of the Samurai

      • American Citizen


        We need Israel as our Ali, Those who persicute and curse Israel are also Cursing them selves by Gods Law. it is in the Holy Bible

  • CK

    I look forward to the Eight.

  • Dons621

    With all of the Gloom and doom flying about I find This a welcome change. A wise man once said if you can laugh a death then you will enyoy life. LOL

  • Wild Bill

    The chances of removing oBOMBa from office in 2012 is looking better every day.With the current state of the economy,scandals breaking daily such as the “gun walker” scheme,his illegal,unconstitutional use of the military and his overall reckless style of governance.I believe that oBOMBa has a better chance of receiving oral sex from the pope on the white house lawn at high noon than he does at a second term.What needs to be addressed is the reversal of his policies and elimination of overreaching federal agencies,some of which whose powers have exponentially expanded under his regime.We need to remove the self serving,purpose defeating.useless and redundant agencies whose sole reason for existence is questionable at best.Remove or scale down the Departments or agencies as follows I agriculture,alcohol,tobacco and firearms,education,energy,environment,food and drug,housing,interior,labor,transportation etc.I am positive that I have neglected to name all the “deadwood” agencies,but bringing responsible oversight and/or elimination of these listed agencies would be a positive start.The liberal/progressive’s policies/agenda has proven to be nothing less than disastrous for our Republic.It is time to take America back,one vote at a time.Our goal at Oath Keepers is to reach and teach conservative constitutional values to as many people as we can.You can either spend your time complaining or take the initiative.EDUCATE A LIBERAL TODAY AND TAKE BACK OUR REPUBLIC IN 2012!

    Wild Bill

    • Ellen

      I agree. We should look at what success/failure each agency has had and adjust accordingly. We’d see a great deal of cutting or eliminating agencies. The easiest one to start with is DOE, since we have test scores and costs that are easily measurable and have been tracked for years. It should be eliminated. Then we can cut cancer research that has cost $3 trillion and done nearly nothing.

    • American Citizen

      Wild Bill you said it

      PALIN / BACHMANN 2012

  • chuckb

    wild bill. give boehner and the rino’s a little more time, they will figure out a way to raise the debt ceiling for barry, he will have more spending money to throw at his welfare recipients and illegals, to insure their vote in 2012 and with all the liberal democratic unions he will be swept back into office.

    barry is in the process of turning the middle east over to the muslim brotherhood, then we will have ww3 on our hands.


      He thinks that he is smarter than his own lawyer, justice department lawyers, and the Pentagon about Libya. He is looking more like a Socialist Dictator every day.

    • http://Moreexpensive,moreunknowproblems. Lewis Munn

      I disagree that WW3 will be from him.

      He is working hard to avoid WW3 by eliminating freedom from the whole world, and bankrupting the US so we will go under without a whimper.

  • wisdom

    The jokes are actually getting better.

    • Karolyn

      You have GOT to be kidding me! It’s a good thing Crystal doesn’t have to support a family doing this!

      • http://naver sook young

        At least he has a family to support. Thank you.

        Sook Young
        Wife of the Samurai

  • Darrell Lynch

    Really funny!

    • eddie47d

      Point out the humor?

  • i41

    Seeing how all marxist/communist democrats must be using a Pavlov slobbering dog training method, with their followers. Mention Palin, Bachman, or any conservative Tea Party person and they all start biting themselves and barking at the moon, even if their heads are up their rear ventura. Usually and with good reason, it is best to put down and exterminate such sick mental organisms, by what ever method that is simple, cheap, and effective.

  • Kel R

    Why is it all democrats and liberals have the same obvious problem?They all need an analcraniotomy. Remember liberalism is a disease that can only be cured by a dose of lead injected at high velocity.

    • American Citizen

      Kel R

      I do believe you are Correct sir, I like to refer to it as a Patriot Implant, Comes in many Calibers. we choose the size

  • Rennie

    Obama gave a nice speech and assured us we had nothing to fear from the Fukushima fallout, and the spike in infant deaths in this country since March is caused by what? He lied, babies died, wake up America.

  • CJM

    So the ATMs are causing our loss of jobs; darn robots! How is it that the porn star is ‘offended’ by looking at Weiner’s weiner; isn’t she paid to let people look at her with less attire than Weiner had on? Talk about double standards. She has a lawyer (guess who!!) to defend her ‘hurt image.’ That will be a court case to follow wouldn’t you think. Seems like scandals like this give new dimensions to hurt images!

  • MichaelSeyfried

    “If you can see the red dot it’s already too late.” That is beautiful. I have to find someplace to use that quote. Perhaps it will be my new tag on Twitter. And no I have never tweeted any penis photos like a FORMER Thank God Congressmen.

  • coal miner

    Thought for a day quote:

    “The streets of our country are in turmoil. The universities are filled with students rebelling and rioting. Communists are seeking to destroy our country. Russia is threatening us with her might, and the Republic is in danger. Yes – danger from within and without. We need law and order! Without it our nation cannot survive.”
    –Adolf Hitler

    • http://naver sook young

      “Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!”
      Patrick Henry

      Thank you.

      Sook Young
      Wife of the Samurai

  • chuckb

    This appears accurate. Blacks are 12.9% of our population, but comprise about 40% of the federal work force whose average salary is $78,000 per year as compared to the general population’s annual salary of about $42,000 per year. It is odd that no one writes about this great disparity.
    Harry W. Brandt, CPA

  • Marie

    Thanks for the laugh.

  • coal miner

    To prefer evil to good is not in human nature; and when a man is compelled to choose one of two evils, no one will choose the greater when he might have the less.

    • http://naver sook young

      “A man cannot serve two masters. For he will love the one and hate the other, or he’ll cling to one and despise the other. A man cannot serve both God and mammon.”

      Jesus Christ

      Thank you.

      Sook Young
      Wife of the Samurai

  • James Dean

    Ben Crystal my god man who writes your material,it’s awful there is so much going on in politics, and that’s the best you can do.
    You might want to watch Jon Stuart, your cosmetic timing is not very good.


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