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Liberty 101: Exam Time

March 26, 2013 by  

Liberty 101: Exam Time
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All right, everyone; take your pencils out and put away your books. Professor Ben is here to take stock of just how much you’ve managed to retain from the reams of knowledge proffered by the rest of the faculty here at the Personal Liberty Digest Institute for Higher Learning and General Awesomeness. I’ve tried to cover as wide a range of topics as possible, all the better to gauge your progress. You’ll find the questions tough, but fair. Of course, some of you will fail to earn a passing grade and will be furious with me for refusing to “level the playing field.” That’s a tough break, kiddies. This is our field; we don’t move the goal posts to make it easier for the junior varsity.

Try to remember: There are no stupid questions, but there are some really stupid answers and some really, really stupid people:

Q: The $6 trillion rise in the national debt is a direct result of:

  1. President Barack Obama’s wildly ill-advised attempts to nationalize huge swaths of America’s economy.
  2. The fuel bills for greedy conservative’s private jets.
  3. Dick Cheney’s evil plans.
  4. Michelle Obama’s shopping habits.

Q: The “sequester” was created by:

  1. President Barack Obama.
  2. Speaker of the House John Boehner.
  3. Dick Cheney.
  4. Evil rich people. (But not the really cool ones like Al Gore and Sean Penn.)

Q: Because of the “sequester”:

  1. White House tours have been canceled.
  2. Michelle and Barack Obama are taking the girls on a “staycation” to the East Wing this year.
  3. Vice President Joe Biden is staying only in motels that charge by the hour.
  4. Obama has cut back to using Pinnacle™ golf balls instead of the Titleist ProV1x’s™ he prefers when he plays The Floridian™ with Tiger Woods.

Q: People’s health insurance premiums are rising because:

  1. Obamacare’s costs are untenable at current rates.
  2. Insurance companies are, like, totally evil and stuff.
  3. Doctors are mean.
  4. There’s a secret plot to help Donna Brazile maintain relevancy.

Q: As a direct result of Obamacare:

  1. Birth control pills are pretty much taxpayer-covered.
  2. Planned Parenthood is retraining abortionists to dispense IUDs.
  3. Senator Bob Menendez is thinking about moving to Las Vegas.
  4. Sandra Fluke is constantly out of breath.

Q: Hillary Clinton reversed her position on same-sex marriage because:

  1. She’s a calculating political animal who shares her husband’s penchant for governing by opinion poll.
  2. She figures gay couples should suffer just as much as she has.
  3. Her husband did, and she has yet to secure his 2016 endorsement.
  4. May Day at Janet Reno’s house last year was really awkward.

Q: A nuclear-armed North Korea:

  1. Seriously threatens the balance of global power, given the nature and associations of the Pyongyang regime.
  2. Gives the Chicoms something to do besides torturing dissidents.
  3. Gives the Chicoms something to do besides counting the IOUs we’ve written them.
  4. Gives the Chicoms something to do besides enabling the Pyongyang regime’s nuclear ambitions.

Q: Iran’s increasing belligerence is caused by:

  1. The fact that the only thing worse than an islamofascist is nuclear-armed islamofascist.
  2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s attempts to make up for being a tiny little man.
  3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s attempts to make up for being a tiny little man, in more ways than one.
  4. Something President George W. Bush did in the country next door.

Q: The so-called “Arab Spring” has produced:

  1. An increasingly dicey Mideast with war nearing virtual certainty.
  2. Wild hijinks like Benghazi.
  3. Iran’s totally not-weapons-related nuclear program.
  4. More for former President Jimmy Carter to blame on Israel.

Q: Benghazi is:

  1. A town in Libya where four Americans were murdered by islamofascists while Obama and his aides did less than nothing and then created a cover-up that continues to this day.
  2. A town in Libya where a YouTube video made everyone go temporarily insane with rage six months after the video was released.
  3. Something you can get from drinking the water in Libya.
  4. Totally no big deal, because… shut up.

Q: Obama’s approval rating has sunk below 50 percent because:

  1. Instead of showing constructive leadership on the economy, diplomacy or society, he has whined and griped about how those poopy Republicans are mean to him.
  2. Somewhere between 50 percent and 55 percent of the American people are racist.
  3. Somewhere between 50 percent and 55 percent of the American people are really racist.
  4. He drank the water in Libya and got a scorching case of the Benghazis.

Q: New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg tried to dictate the size of beverage containers because:

  1. He actually thinks people’s dietary habits fall under his authority.
  2. The only carbonated beverage he considers worth drinking is Veuve Clicquot™.
  3. Soda makes his armed bodyguards gassy.
  4. The uniforms he picked out for his minions are not particularly slimming.

Q: The Democrats want to ban so-called “assault weapons” because:

  1. If law-abiding citizens can defend themselves, tyranny can be a mite tricky to impose.
  2. Guns are secretly imbued with an innate evil that drives people to kill people; but only liberals can see it, so it’s up to them to save the rest of us.
  3. They’re worried Joe Biden might get ahold of a “tacticool” Ruger 10-22 and massacre the White House squirrel population.
  4. All of the above.

Q: Despite the Democrats’ demonization of semi-automatic rifles, the only actual military that deploys soldiers with semi-automatic rifles as standard practice is:

  1. Trick question; no national military equips regular front-line soldiers with semi-automatic rifles.
  2. A couple of those “–stan” countries that got sprayed all over the map after the Soviet Union exploded.
  3. One of those Eastern European countries with too many consonants in its name.
  4. The security force at Michael Moore’s country estate.

Q: The Department of Homeland Security is planning to buy 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition because:

  1. They’re stockpiling five rounds for every man, woman and child in the country for some reason they’re refusing to divulge.
  2. They’re too lazy to reload their own brass.
  3. Secretary Janet Napolitano is thinking about turning “pro” and needs the target practice.
  4. Who wants to know?

Q: Dr. Ben Carson is:

  1. A world-renowned neurosurgeon who is standing up publicly to Obama’s bullying and fearmongering.
  2. “…the right wing’s go-to black token.”
  3. “…a pawn to get more black votes and change that image of the racist party.”
  4. “…the Negro du jour.”

Q: The recent spate of wintry weather has been caused by:

  1. Winter.
  2. High-capacity rifle magazines.
  3. Spider goats.
  4. A mythical creature which is half-man, half-bear and half-pig.

Well, how did you fare? For those of you who haven’t wandered off to compare your NCAA tournament brackets to the one the President filled out instead of doing his job, the correct answer to every question was (a). For those of you who actually needed me to tell you which answers were correct, you’re going to need some remedial coursework. I recommend the Personal Liberty Digest™.

–Ben Crystal

Ben Crystal

is a 1993 graduate of Davidson College and has burned the better part of the last two decades getting over the damage done by modern-day higher education. He now lives in Savannah, Ga., where he has hosted an award-winning radio talk show and been featured as a political analyst for television. Currently a principal at Saltymoss Productions—a media company specializing in concept television and campaign production, speechwriting and media strategy—Ben has written numerous articles on the subjects of municipal authoritarianism, the economic fallacy of sin taxes and analyses of congressional abuses of power.

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  • Liberty Lover

    Almost feels like Saturday, Ben. Thanks for the chuckles to start my day. :-) We should all thank the WH occupant that black humor is alive and well!

    • OneGuess

      “Black humor”? Why, why,…how RACIST of you! (sarc)

      • TUNAMAN

        BEN, YOU NEED TO DO THIS TEST ONCE A MONTH! WHAT A HOOT!! I WONDER HOW MANY OF THE DIM BULB DEMS COULD ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS, BEING THE EFFECTS OF THEIR BRAINWASHING??

      • Matrix

        It’s a sad fact that this site has been infested with the same evil, liberal scum that has destroyed America!!!

        Enjoy you f…ing idiots…..

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    • john811c

      Liberal Hollywood portrayed Satan as a Black Man so I guess if a Liberal does this it is not racist but if a conservative says Satan is a black man (could also be meant to say the absence of light) that those same Liberals would be screaming for blood

      • ssgrick

        I must protest because questions number 8, 9 and 13 could be answered either 1 or 4 or could possibly have both answers as the correct ones. I ask all readers to go back and reexamine those questions and see if you don’t agree with me. Especially questions 8 &9 what with the new information coming out about Iraq and just Jimmah Carter in general. Question 13 is just self explanatory if you think about it for a minute.

  • Jim B

    Andrew Cuomo are you listening? If law-abiding citizens can defend themselves, tyranny can be a mite tricky to impose. Cuomo since you’ve taken arms against the millions of people of Western New York along with government and Hollywood crazies like BHO, Jim Carry, Bloomberg, Gore, and More (all of whom are hypocrites to the enth degree) you have decided your fate as well. Since you have hitched you wagon to these crazies instead of governing for the people and by the people, or to uphold the Constitution as it is written, versus you and your friends perverted and twisted version of it, your true colors now shine for us all to see. Yesterday you mocked the words of the second Amendment, you believe government tyranny does not exist and is foolish, yet government tyranny surrounds us, takes without giving, forces activities, rules and regulations that back in the day would have gotten you dismissed – at the least. No Andrew tyranny is here and the tyranny is YOU!

    • chocopot

      Andrew Cuomo is a fascist tyrant wannabe, just like his dad, who made us suffer through eight years of his gross incompetence.

      • john811c

        Like father like son I suppose his Dad must of been a real piece of work, Is it any wonder the son turned out to be worse. Its Morals and upbringing and when your a leech on society and a politician what did you expect his son to learn

  • john811c

    This is a test no one can fail except a Liberal they have a cheat sheet with all the wrong answers but are too dumb to get their heads out of their …… and to think for themselves they answer what ever the leftist socialists tell them to answer does not require much thought

    • chocopot

      Between the false and misinformation provided by the mainstream media, plus the left-wing indoctrination from pre-schoo through college, plus the left-wing bent of Hollywood and the entertainment industry, plus the general dumbing down of the entire country, no one should be surprised that we are where we are, with a Marxist liar/fraud/phony/poseur in the White House, who managed to get there twice only through massive election fraud.

      • nc

        CHOCOPOT< you left one thing off your list! We are the number One nation in the world! I t was not automatic that we reach that position! There are more liberals involved in our reaching and maintaining that plateau than knuckle dragging conservative who would still have us rejecting the automobile and the airplane for scaring their horses!

      • Vicki

        nc says:
        “There are more liberals involved in our reaching and maintaining that plateau than knuckle dragging conservative who would still have us rejecting the automobile and the airplane for scaring their horses!”

        You mean the liberal environmentalists that would have us rejecting the automobile and the airplane for scaring their (insert favorite wildlife habitat critter here)?

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      • Right Brain Thinker

        We know you get paid by the comment, Vicki, but this one is not up to your usual standard (which is a pretty low bar to start with). At least you didn’t chant ~300 MILLION AMERICANS at us.

        You mean the liberal environmentalists that would have us rejecting the automobile and the airplane for scaring their (insert favorite wildlife habitat critter here)?

  • http://wildeyguns.com The Christian American

    Since the dumbing down of America and common sense all but canceled, I can well imagine some of the answers. But this is unfair. It was said, “I am smarter than no man in that I can learn from all of them”. Every man is in charge of his own doors of perception. With the intense indoctrination that’s been going on in government schools, I can see the communist Lenin words coming true. He said, “People think in words, and how they interpret words is who and what they are”. Let us invent words and change the interpretation of words to mold the kind of people we want. Do people want to be molded into what someone else wants? Reason and action have been replaced with reaction. To reason and act you have to have some knowledge of the past. “The only thing new is the history you haven’t read yet”. We’re being deliberately taught to have the minds of new borns, and make life changing decisions with that level of knowledge. Answering Mr. Crystal’s questions without some knowledge of the past would result in answers that some would call dumb. But I wouldn’t call them dumb. Better to call them uninformed. Pray to God and listen to what He has to say.

    When God created man, he created him with the ability to reason and reason is man’s link with God. Reason leads to doing things right, the Creators way. As we shut the doors to reason, we open the doors to stupidity, death, destruction, everything negative we do. In the book of James we learn that wisdom is for all that will ask, but we must ask. We throw out the Constitution as our protection but how many ever read the Constitution? How many really know what their rights are and governments limits are? That I would call dumb, answering with deliberate ignorance.

    • john811c

      It would seem in trying to prove how smart we are in the ways of the world we forget that because Adam disobeyed God and ate from the tree of Knowledge he thus knew the difference between Good and evil and could choose until that time we knew only good so what is the benefit of knowing everything but not knowing the right path we were given the correct path by God, but how is it Man who knows everything would choose the wrong one seems we are not that smart after all

    • Bob666

      Ben,
      you really need a day job or medication, take your pick.

    • nc

      Christian ,You say” God created man(1) and God gave man the ability to reason(2) and that ability is man’s link to God(3) makes you 0 for 3 on the test so far!
      AND THEN YOU PROCLAIM THAT YOU KNOW THAT LEADS TO ALWAYS DOING WHAT THE CREATOR(?) WANTS!
      HAVE YOU HEARD A VOICE THAT ASSURES YOU THAT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT WITH THESE ASSUMPTIONS? HOW OFTER DO YOU HEAR THIS VOICE? IF YOU DON’T HEAR THIS VOICE ARE RELYING ON THE TEACHINGS OF OTHER HUMANS WHO HAVE HEARD VOICE OF GOD? DO YOU KNOW ANY ONE WHO HAS HEARD THE VOICE OF GOD OR CLAIMS TO HAVE HEARD THE VOICE OF GOD??
      IF YOU CAN ASSURE ME OF ANY OF THIS I MAY CHAGE MY REGISTRATION TO WHATEVER YOU ARE! OTHERWISE I’LL REMAINS A DEMOCRAT!

      • john811c

        Abraham and Moses are two that immediately come to mind and I say prove me wrong that either did not hear the voice of God

      • Karolyn

        “God” speaks to everyone. That voice inside us that knows the Truth. Most people just don’t listen.

  • nc

    Ben, You make up the questions: you make up the answers: you take your own test(?): you grade your own paper AND THEN YOU DECLARE YOURSELF BRILLIANT!

    THE LAST TIME I SAW THIS DONE IT WAS MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SITTING IN THE FLOOR PLAYING ON A RAINY DAY! SHE MADE 100 A+. ONE MORE OF THESE WEAK EFFORTS AND DAVIDSON WILL SEND FOR YOUR DIPLOMA ASSUMING YOU RECEIVED ONE,
    .
    ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE IT TO MR. LIVINGSTON TO EXPLAIN TO THE SHEEPLE THAT THIS IS NOT A REAL TEST! SOMEONE OWES IT TO THEM TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT!!

    • Texas Ride

      Good Grief, NC. Catch a grip!

      Ben’s quiz has really “hit a nerve?”

      • Buster the Anatolian

        nc obviously failed the test so he has to make up a reason why the test is not legitimate.

      • OneGuess

        Buster, I think you got it.

      • US Army (retired)

        Hey all, I discovered what happened to nc: The story below

        I’ve been thinking….
        It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then — just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.
        I began to think alone — “to relax,” I told myself — but I knew it wasn’t true.
        Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.
        That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother’s.
        I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don’t mix, but I couldn’t help myself.
        I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau, Muir, Confucius and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, “What is it exactly we are doing here?”
        One day the boss called me in. He said, “Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don’t stop thinking on the job, you’ll have to find another job.”
        This gave me a lot to think about. I came home early after my conversation with the boss. “Honey,” I confessed, “I’ve been thinking…”
        “I know you’ve been thinking,” she said, “and I want a divorce!”
        “But Honey, surely it’s not that serious.”
        “It is serious,” she said, lower lip aquiver. “You think as much as college professors and college professors don’t make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won’t have any money!”
        “That’s a faulty syllogism,” I said impatiently.
        She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama.
        “I’m going to the library,” I snarled as I stomped out the door.
        I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche.
        I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors.
        They didn’t open. The library was closed.
        To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night.
        Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye, “Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?” it asked.
        You probably recognize that line.
        It comes from the standard Thinkers Anonymous poster.
        This is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker.
        I never miss a TA meeting.
        At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was “Porky’s.”
        Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting.
        I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home.
        Life just seemed easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking.
        I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me.

        Today I took the final step…I joined the Democratic Party!

        • http://jmcgraphicdesignworks.wordpress.com jcfromdc

          Hey, U.S.A., Ret.:
          Why not, as a “thinking man”, start reading Mark Twain? I don’t mean the Tom & Huckleberry stuff (tho’ it helps), but the really Good Stuff: Lectures about Onanism, his Letters, Reflections on Religion, Capt. Stormfield’s Brief Visit to Heaven, Tramps Abroad, Two Short Stories ( and many more)…
          … then and only then, my son, will you know the TRUE meaning of life. Wake up and go to sleep with a smile (and a glass of Beam), and know (for all it’s worth) SOMEbody has figured it out already. You are not alone. Pax Domini, sir.

          • http://jmcgraphicdesignworks.wordpress.com jcfromdc

            Addendum: I was Not mocking you. Just opened a new door to humor, righteousness, and a peaceful good day and good night.

        • S.C.Murf

          And I think you are on to something US Army (retired). Now I have to quit thinking or the dems will be after me. Thanks for your dedication brother

          up the hill
          airborne

        • Average Joe

          The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.
          The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
          The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. – A. A. Milne

          AJ

      • Average Joe

        Buster,
        I’m pretty sure that the only things nc has ever passed…were…. gas and hot air…just sayin’… ;)
        AJ

    • Nadzieja Batki

      I would think that you would have had some fear in spawning something that may turn out as stupid as yourself.
      Who made you read Ben C.?

    • JUKEBOX

      What about the tests that are being given in our public indoctrination centers by liberal teachers, which make children choose wrong answers in order to make 100? The right answers, according to the schools, are the ones that teach left wing principles. Ben is just making the tests equitable.

    • JeffH

      nc to a tee: US Army (retired) says:
      March 26, 2013 at 11:35 am

  • Bill

    Great quiz Ben, however at the risk of being picky…the correct answer for every question was (1) and not (A)! Maybe that was the REAL test? In which case I’d like to think I passed

    • Dave

      Q: The $6 trillion rise in the national debt is a direct result of:
      1.President Barack Obama’s wildly ill-advised attempts to nationalize huge swaths of America’s economy.
      2.The fuel bills for greedy conservative’s private jets.
      3.Dick Cheney’s evil plans.
      4.Michelle Obama’s shopping habits.
      5. COMBINATION OF 2 WARS GOING ON, TAX CUTS AT THE SAME TIME, A SEVERE RECESSION and INCREASED MEDICARE COSTS FROM THE RETIRING BB GEN. (My Answer)
      Q: The “sequester” was created by:
      1.President Barack Obama.
      2.Speaker of the House John Boehner.
      3.Dick Cheney.
      4.Evil rich people. (But not the really cool ones like Al Gore and Sean Penn.)
      5. Obama and Congress pushing out making a decision until after the elections (my answer)
      Q: Because of the “sequester”:
      1.White House tours have been canceled.
      2.Michelle and Barack Obama are taking the girls on a “staycation” to the East Wing this year.
      3.Vice President Joe Biden is staying only in motels that charge by the hour.
      4.Obama has cut back to using Pinnacle™ golf balls instead of the Titleist ProV1x’s™ he prefers when he plays The Floridian™ with Tiger Woods.
      5. Some defense projects have been shelved and many programs that help the poor have been impacted (my answer)
      Q: People’s health insurance premiums are rising because:
      1.Obamacare’s costs are untenable at current rates.
      2.Insurance companies are, like, totally evil and stuff.
      3.Doctors are mean.
      4.There’s a secret plot to help Donna Brazile maintain relevancy.
      5. Too many are making too much money in a private HC system at a time where the country has a older population (my answer)
      Q: As a direct result of Obamacare:
      1.Birth control pills are pretty much taxpayer-covered.
      2.Planned Parenthood is retraining abortionists to dispense IUDs.
      3.Senator Bob Menendez is thinking about moving to Las Vegas.
      4.Sandra Fluke is constantly out of breath.
      5. We have a only sightly better system than previous (my answer)

      Q: Hillary Clinton reversed her position on same-sex marriage because:
      1.She’s a calculating political animal who shares her husband’s penchant for governing by opinion poll. (Without the added vitrol, correct)
      2.She figures gay couples should suffer just as much as she has.
      3.Her husband did, and she has yet to secure his 2016 endorsement.
      4.May Day at Janet Reno’s house last year was really awkward.

      Q: A nuclear-armed North Korea:
      1.Seriously threatens the balance of global power, given the nature and associations of the Pyongyang regime.
      2.Gives the Chicoms something to do besides torturing dissidents.
      3.Gives the Chicoms something to do besides counting the IOUs we’ve written them.
      4.Gives the Chicoms something to do besides enabling the Pyongyang regime’s nuclear ambitions.
      5. Ensures no attack from the United States (correct answer)
      Q: Iran’s increasing belligerence is caused by:
      1.The fact that the only thing worse than an islamofascist is nuclear-armed islamofascist.
      2.Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s attempts to make up for being a tiny little man.
      3.Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s attempts to make up for being a tiny little man, in more ways than one.
      4.Something President George W. Bush did in the country next door. (close enough, Bush gave Iran a free hand in the area… Well done bushie)

      Q: The so-called “Arab Spring” has produced:
      1.An increasingly dicey Mideast with war nearing virtual certainty.
      2.Wild hijinks like Benghazi.
      3.Iran’s totally not-weapons-related nuclear program.
      4.More for former President Jimmy Carter to blame on Israel.
      5. The crazy idea that the people of the region have the right of self-determination (correct answer)

      Q: Benghazi is:
      1.A town in Libya where four Americans were murdered by islamofascists while Obama and his aides did less than nothing and then created a cover-up that continues to this day.
      2.A town in Libya where a YouTube video made everyone go temporarily insane with rage six months after the video was released.
      3.Something you can get from drinking the water in Libya.
      4.Totally no big deal, because… shut up.
      5. A tragic avent as a result of mistakes made by the State Dept (Hillary) and Obama (correct answer)

      Q: Obama’s approval rating has sunk below 50 percent because:
      1.Instead of showing constructive leadership on the economy, diplomacy or society, he has whined and griped about how those poopy Republicans are mean to him.
      2.Somewhere between 50 percent and 55 percent of the American people are racist.
      3.Somewhere between 50 percent and 55 percent of the American people are really racist.
      4.He drank the water in Libya and got a scorching case of the Benghazis.
      5. The natural ebb and flow of rating in a subpar economy (correct answer)
      Q: New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg tried to dictate the size of beverage containers because:
      1.He actually thinks people’s dietary habits fall under his authority.
      2.The only carbonated beverage he considers worth drinking is Veuve Clicquot™.
      3.Soda makes his armed bodyguards gassy.
      4.The uniforms he picked out for his minions are not particularly slimming.
      5. He under the best of intentions forgot that in America, we have the right to eat and drink what we wish and we have the responsibility to live with the consequences. (correct answer)
      Q: The Democrats want to ban so-called “assault weapons” because:
      1.If law-abiding citizens can defend themselves, tyranny can be a mite tricky to impose.
      2.Guns are secretly imbued with an innate evil that drives people to kill people; but only liberals can see it, so it’s up to them to save the rest of us.
      3.They’re worried Joe Biden might get ahold of a “tacticool” Ruger 10-22 and massacre the White House squirrel population.
      4.All of the above.
      5. The assault weapons ban is only one part of the equation to help make this country more responsible and less violent as well as halping the police do their jobs and keep guns out of the wrong hands (correct answer)
      Q: Despite the Democrats’ demonization of semi-automatic rifles, the only actual military that deploys soldiers with semi-automatic rifles as standard practice is:
      1.Trick question; no national military equips regular front-line soldiers with semi-automatic rifles.
      2.A couple of those “–stan” countries that got sprayed all over the map after the Soviet Union exploded.
      3.One of those Eastern European countries with too many consonants in its name.
      4.The security force at Michael Moore’s country estate.
      5. Nonsense question, there is no “demonization”. (correct answer)
      Q: The Department of Homeland Security is planning to buy 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition because:
      1.They’re stockpiling five rounds for every man, woman and child in the country for some reason they’re refusing to divulge.
      2.They’re too lazy to reload their own brass.
      3.Secretary Janet Napolitano is thinking about turning “pro” and needs the target practice.
      4.Who wants to know?
      5. Nonsense question. There is not such accurate story and the ammo being purchased is easily accounted for and is reasonable. More fear driven right wing paranoiam (correct answer)

      Q: Dr. Ben Carson is:
      1.A world-renowned neurosurgeon who is standing up publicly to Obama’s bullying and fearmongering.
      2.“…the right wing’s go-to black token.”
      3.“…a pawn to get more black votes and change that image of the racist party.”
      4.“…the Negro du jour.”
      5. A doctor with one opinion of the HC law (correct answer)
      Q: The recent spate of wintry weather has been caused by:
      1.Winter.
      2.High-capacity rifle magazines.
      3.Spider goats.
      4.A mythical creature which is half-man, half-bear and half-pig.
      5. Part of the natural world and the changing climate that comes with the natural warming and cooling cycles but with the extra variable of man-made farming and industrialization thrown into the mix. (correct answer)

      I am sure I fail the supreme freedom leader’s test… But oh well… Its a cross I must bear.

      • OneGuess

        Dave, did you REALLY need to use up so much time/space to prove what a FOOL you are? (We already knew that from past posts…)

        • FreedomFighter

          Ben you really poked them in the eye today, most fun on the site in a while, the progressive banshee wailing and nashing of teeth was well worth the read.

          Laus Deo
          Semper FI

          • JeffH

            FF :) It’s just funny to read their comments…talk about unhinged…LMAO too!

            Thanks Ben!

      • chocopot

        Congratulations. You’ve been thoroughly brainwashed by the mainstream media.

        • ToughGuy1

          No trick questions here. It’s a 100% what the Dems. have done. Correct!

          • r.p.

            I haf make grate idea for pass test. Please make choose “all of above” for grate democrat socialist victory. I am very happy socialist liberal now………

            Well done Ben.

        • Dave

          Interesting term to throw around here… “brainwashed”

          Very interesting indeed.

        • Jimmy the Greek

          I did not even have to read past the first answer , However I think Iran should have nukes because it would create a balance of power in the middle east with mutually assured destruction . That would keep the zionist rats in there cage . what the hell it worked for over 40 years for the USA and the USSR . And at least the persians are not camel jockeys , None of the semitic people can be trusted they all come from bad blood lines .

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      • http://www.facebook.com/david.p.gurtner David Paul Gurtner

        Excellent answers DAVE!!!… Too bad Ben won’t find it as refreshing as I did!!

        • Dave

          Thanks!

          One tries…

          If its not “Obama is a evil marxist, communist, socialist, kenyan, tyrant who is bent on destroying America by taking guns away from women while forcing men to have abortions as he forces both to marry people of the same sex”

          Its not well recieved around these parts.

        • Matrix

          David, dave, etc…

          Jews, Jews,..Bolshevik…Blacks…evil….Jews….communist….evil….scum…lol….useless idiots!!!!

      • John Myers

        Great column Ben!
        Best,
        John Myers

      • Nick Czudy

        Dave. Yours is a much more accurate and balanced quiz than Ben Crystals.
        I know he does this so his extreme right wing followers (under the bubble) have something to gloat over. We can give them their moment to feel good. Do you feel better Ben? haha. It just shows us why what ever you say has no merit what so ever.
        Best regards Nick Cz

  • Mike

    “Lies, Dammed lies and statistics”

    • Stuart Shepherd

      I think it’s all Michelle Obama!! She has a sinister plot to take over the world and has set up Dick Cheney, the islamofasicists, her husband, and the spider goats to accomplish her means. She will go down in history as one of the greatest villains of all time!

  • Carol J

    Now that I have stopped laughing at some of Ben’s answers and the cats have decided I’m OK, I’ll put in my 2 cents worth. Except for the first question I came up with #1 for the rest. As for the 1st, I decided 1 and 4 were correct.

  • http://www.facebook.com/david.p.gurtner David Paul Gurtner

    I am NOT a fan of the ‘O’ but this test is a SHAM!!!…. Nothing but hyped BULLSH*T followed by more of the same!!!…

    • JeffH

      Where’s you sense of humor…then I refer you to this comment:
      US Army (retired) says:
      March 26, 2013 at 11:35 am

  • Jeremy Leochner

    Here are my answers

    Question 1: The 6 billion rise is caused by the bailouts started under Bush and wrongly continued under Obama.

    Question 2: The sequester was created by both Obama and Boehner.

    Question 3: I am going to guess answer 4 on this one.

    Question 4: Health insurance premiums are rising because of Obama’s well intentioned but mistaken plan for solving the health care issue. Health insurance companies have always been about profits. Fear of those profits in any way diminishing is driving the rise.

    Question 5: I am guessing answer 3 on this one. Though it would be nice for birth control to be paid for the way Viagra is now.

    Question 6: I am saying answer 1 on this one.

    Question 7: A nuclear-armed North Korea could pose a threat to South Korea. But thankfully they have the United States. North Korea will think twice before using that weapon against a friend of ours. My grandpa fought in the Korean War. North Korea will never try anything as long as people like my grandpa are still alive.

    Question 8: I am going to say answer 3. I am personally not that afraid.

    Question 9: The Arab Spring has produced a chance for Democracy to come to the Middle East. Funny how eager we all were for such a thing. But when we cannot control it it becomes the most vile thing in the world.

    Question 10: Benghazi is a terrible tragedy that happened because Obama and Hillary made mistakes.

    Question 11: He has made mistakes and failed to keep all his promises like all Presidents do. And I will say it doesn’t help that some of his critics attack him no matter what he says or does.

    Question 12: I am going to say answer 1.

    Question 13: Because no one needs an assault weapon to protect themselves from tyranny so long as they exercise their first amendment rights. Though an outright ban is not the way to go.

    Question 14: I can understand why soldiers would need semi automatic or fully automatic weapons. Have you seen where they work.

    Question 15: I am going to say the department of homeland security is paranoid as it always has been.

    Question 16: I don’t know who he is. So I will play it safe and say answer 1.

    Question 17: I am going to say answer 1.

    Sorry if some of my answer don’t match up. I was raised to answer truthfully and honestly.

  • Vicki

    Ben Crystal writes:
    “Well, how did you fare? For those of you who haven’t wandered off to compare your NCAA tournament brackets to the one the President filled out instead of doing his job, the correct answer to every question was (a).”

    There was no answer labeled (a) nor (A) with or with out the (). The correct answer in every case was 1. (There were 4 answers to each question)

    Though I did find question 13 (Democrats and assault weapons) amusing as answer 4 was almost as good as answer 1.

  • Lonita Lee Dalton

    Laughing so hard I cried for our nation.

  • Flashy

    Ben….ever hear of the saying “garbage in, garbage out” ? Other than twisting reality to mirror something belonging to the furthest interpretations of the “Dark Side of the Moon”, pne can only assume that you created this test to highlight the TP/American Taliban Trilogy….fear, anger, ignorance.

  • FreedomFighter

    Sorry if some of my answer don’t match up. I was raised to answer truthfully and honestly.

    Ah a perfect example of Liberal self delusion, another socialist bigot raises its head, or 4.A mythical creature which is half-man, half-bear and half-pig.

    Laus Deo
    Semper FI

  • Dark_Archer

    your name says it all …so how did you do on your ncaa picks, did yours match king obombers ?…but we have to give you ass kissers credit you manage to do fairly well going through life with you heads stuck up the kings ass

  • Johnny D

    Sorry Jere, you flunked the test.

  • Ralph “Livingston”

    WOW! You must have an awesome Job! Drinking that much Cool-Aid can get really expensive, I hear?

  • rendarsmith

    FYI, Viagra is not a form of birth control. Men pay for their own condoms, so the “strong independent women” can pay for their own pills.

  • Capiralist at Birth

    Your ignorance only exceeded by your stupidity.

  • john811c

    The real test was to see if you were stupid enough to post your answers on line thinking it was a real test, Apparently you were so that means you are one of the top 1% in stupidity rankings because you actually posted your answers. To pass the test required you to do nothing but to think about things before you type them on line and prove how really stupid you are. In other words to say nothing would have been better that way we could only guess now it leaves no doubt.

  • STEVE E.

    Jeremy just made the case for what Ben was trying to point out.

  • Dave

    I guess Jeremy hit a nerve there…

    So Ben is an expert on “what” again that he can write the questions in a very conservative-centric way and give conservative-centric answers to choose from.

    Spin and bias…. that is what comes to mind here.

  • JeffH

    RE:RE: US Army (retired) says:
    March 26, 2013 at 11:35 am

  • Jim Uphoff

    Ben
    There are no “a” answers.

  • dan

    Ben…I’m squared away,but who knew that ones balls (golf) made such difference besides
    Tiger and the token ?

  • Kevin

    Amusing…… A few of your answer choices did actually fit. The majority of your Questions are Much more complicated than you are asserting here and would require a lengthy Reply.
    I assume this Is a Satirical Piece???

  • DavidL

    You left out a question. Here it is:

    In 2009, our debt was 10% of GDP. What percent of GDP is it today under Obama?

    A. 15%
    B. 18%
    C. 5%

    Answer: C – (5%)

    Thanks for playing. Good luck next time.

  • FreedomFighter

    Isnt -(5%) actually equal to 105% of GDP, just need to clear that up if you could…or if Im wrong then…how can a 5 trillion increase, (20% plus in minority unemployment, jobs being shipped overseas and a 50% rise in foodstamp use), in debt reduce a percentage ratio…I only got to advanced calc in college, you must use some super advanced math…

    or as usual the gobberment lies.

    Laus Deo
    Semper FI

  • Capiralist at Birth

    Fist of all what is your point? Secondly, your numbers are from where? They are factually incorrect, which means either you are deliberately attempting to mislead (which will not work here) or just plain stupid. Which is it?

  • FreedomFighter

    “highlight the TP/American Taliban Trilogy….fear, anger, ignorance.”

    As usual the bigot socialist try to confuse even the simple truths

    Obama = biggest fearmonger in history, actually runs the Amer-all-iKida
    Pelosi = strikes fear into the most brave, anything that vicious should be feared.
    Reid = ignorance in abundance, yet manges to continue

    Democrat party consists of a majority of the following:

    Socialist, Communist, Facists, baby killers, athiests, felons, tax evaders, other, liars and thieves.

    If i missed any other minority group like gays, lesbians, pedofiles, and the clinical insane, dont worry your in other.

    Somehow Conservatives are looking real good, about now.

    Laus Deo
    Semper FI

  • OneGuess

    No, Flushy. Ben designed this test just to get you to rant. Well done, flushed one.

  • JeffH

    Falsy, what a riot you aren’t! :) You’ve put more twists(lies) in your comments than Chubby Checker has in his lifetime behind a mike!

    Fortunately and because you’ve never had any credibility here nobody is smelling your fecal matter but you and your cohorts.

    I refer you back to RE: US Army (retired) says:
    March 26, 2013 at 11:35 am

  • Capiralist at Birth

    And, if you believe the published information, only an average of 1.& % growth of GDP. Who is that loon and where does he get his numbers?

  • Flashy

    FF…you may have some knowledge of calc, but your analytical skills are woefully lacking (no surprise)…

    here ya go. Chew on this for awhile and see if you can figure it out. From the Bureau of Economic Analysis. You might want to compare these numbers to those of Europe who implemented the austerity policies the extremists are screaming for here.

    Q4 2012 GDP: .1%
    Q3 2012 GDP: 3.1%
    Q2 2012 GDP: 1.3%
    Q1 2012 GDP: 2%
    2011 GDP for the Year: 1.8% (2011 revision was 1.7%)
    Q4 2011 GDP: 4.1%
    Q3 2011 GDP: 1.3%
    Q2 2011 GDP: 2.5%
    Q1 2011 GDP: 0.1% (July 2011 revision 0.4%)
    2010 GDP for the Year: 2.4% (2011 revision was 3.0%, 2010 revision was 2.8%)
    Q4 2010 GDP: 2.4% (2011 revision was 2.3%)
    Q3 2010 GDP: 2.6% (2011 revision was 2.5%)
    Q2 2010 GDP: 2.2% (2011 revision was 3.8%)
    Q1 2010 GDP: 2.3% (2011 revision was 3.9%, 2010 revision was 3.7%)
    2009 GDP for the Year: -3.1% (2011 revision was -3.5%, 2010 revision was -2.9%, Original estimate was -2.4%)
    Q4 2009 GDP: 4% (2011 was 3.8%, 2010 revision was 5%)
    Q3 2009 GDP: 1.4% (2011 revision was 1.7%)
    Q2 2009 GDP: -.03%, (2011 revision kept it at -.7%)
    Q1 2009 GDP: -5.3% (2011 revision was -6.7%, 2010 revision was -4.9%, 2009 revision was -6.4%)

  • http://wildeyguns.com The Christian American

    Figures lie and liars figure.

  • john811c

    Where does Flashy account for the devaluation of the Dollar in these GDP numbers they are absolutely useless numbers unless you tie them to what the Dollars will buy that is since 2007 the price of Gold which is a very reliable indicator of a currencies value has tripled in value going from $500 an ounce to $1600 an ounce this indicates that the currency has been devalued but there has been no press releases on this because this would indicate an actual devaluation of the Dollar has occurred thus your GDP based on Dollars is an inaccurate measure for it assumes a constant value for the dollar which is not true

  • SicSemperTy

    Hey FF…just love your response!!!!

  • Texas Ride

    Score: Flashless “0″ FF “100″

  • http://wildeyguns.com The Christian American

    All these figures, to be legitimate, require the dollar to be held at a fixed number, but it’s not. These figures are based on a counterfeit worthless dollar which we’re willing to accept as a truth.

  • Texas Ride

    Ben, that is a great quiz.

    Obammie is really making it hard for his tribal-worshippers to come up with a way to support his radical agenda. Libs are scrambling to give him “cover.” Very funny to see them squirm. Truth hurts!

  • Flashy

    CB…the cite where those numbers were garnered is in the post. Christian…if you want to play with numbers, then you should also realize if the dollar is devalued as much as you state, and thus increases in GDP (Growth of Domestic Product…not growth of money)…then so is the debt.

    Chew on them numbers for awhile.

  • john811c

    Unfortunately for you flashy the national debt is not used to calculate the GDP so that number whatever is irrelevant to what you present as growth of the GDP its like comparing apples to oranges and answering in bananas to calculate the GDP you add up the all the sales and purchases it does not matter you borrowed 46 cents on every dollar to make those purchases so the Debt has no relationship on GDP except to say your credit card line in maxed out

  • Flashy

    John..I know how GDP estimates are derived … but the response I penned was relating to these yahoos stating the GDP should be calculated using devalued dollars..yet the debt should not be. If one uses a ‘devalued dollar” as an argument…then one shouldn’t object when the debt issues are subject to a ‘devalued dollar” response.

    fact is..the countries which chose to swallow the poison pill of government austerity during economic crisis are contracting. We, in fact, are in an expanding economy…albeit a slow expansion hamstrung by the continued drag of the extremist ignorance of economics. Yes..ignorance. When we had a strong economy, and a surplus on the horizon..they spent it away with two unfunded wars and an irresponsible budget targeting the worst of any economic investment areas. Now..when we need it, we don’t have it. So the extremists deny responsibility, deny any obligation for creating this mess we are in, whine and complain…and insist we further damage our economy and our nation as they frippin’ yell about the sky falling.

  • TML

    Q: The $6 trillion rise in the national debt is a direct result of:
    1.President Barack Obama’s wildly ill-advised attempts to nationalize huge swaths of America’s economy.

    Q: The “sequester” was created by:
    1.President Barack Obama.
    2.Speaker of the House John Boehner.

    Q: Because of the “sequester”:
    5. None of the above

    Q: People’s health insurance premiums are rising because:
    1.Obamacare’s costs are untenable at current rates.

    Q: As a direct result of Obamacare:
    1.Birth control pills are pretty much taxpayer-covered.

    Q: Hillary Clinton reversed her position on same-sex marriage because:
    1.She’s a calculating political animal who shares her husband’s penchant for governing by opinion poll.

    Q: A nuclear-armed North Korea:
    5. Seriously threatens American imperialist imbalance of power across the world, and shouldn’t be f*cked with.

    Q: Iran’s increasing belligerence is caused by:
    5. Unlawful sanctions which were imposed out of blind fear to stifle unconfirmed allegations of nuclear weapons programs, even though they are operating within the parameters of the Non-Proliferation Treaty and international law, while being surrounded by American military based in all neighboring countries which they have already invaded and/or destroyed.

    Q: The so-called “Arab Spring” has produced:
    1.An increasingly dicey Mideast with war nearing virtual certainty – with the help of American imperialist foreign policy which enabled the revolutionaries which just so happen to be the same people we are claiming to be at war with; “terrorist”

    Q: Benghazi is:
    1.A town in Libya where four Americans were murdered by islamofascists while Obama and his aides did less than nothing and then created a cover-up that continues to this day.

    Q: Obama’s approval rating has sunk below 50 percent because:
    1.Instead of showing constructive leadership on the economy, diplomacy or society, he has whined and griped about how those poopy Republicans are mean to him.

    Q: New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg tried to dictate the size of beverage containers because:
    1.He actually thinks people’s dietary habits fall under his authority.

    Q: The Democrats want to ban so-called “assault weapons” because:
    2.Guns are secretly imbued with an innate evil that drives people to kill people; but only liberals can see it, so it’s up to them to save the rest of us.

    Q: Despite the Democrats’ demonization of semi-automatic rifles, the only actual military that deploys soldiers with semi-automatic rifles as standard practice is:
    1.Trick question; no national military equips regular front-line soldiers with semi-automatic rifles.

    Q: The Department of Homeland Security is planning to buy 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition because:
    1.They’re stockpiling five rounds for every man, woman and child in the country for some reason they’re refusing to divulge.

    Q: Dr. Ben Carson is:
    5. Who cares?

    Q: The recent spate of wintry weather has been caused by:
    Uh, uh………
    3.Spider goats.

  • Sharon

    I’m not as stupid as Obama thinks I am. I got every answer right!

  • http://gravatar.com/bychoosing WTS/JAYS

    Q: The $6 trillion rise in the national debt is a direct result of:
    A: Bush, who is still in the White-house, but in disguise.

    Q: The “sequester” was created by:
    A: Supposedly as the direct result of Millions of jobs being created.

    Q: Because of the “sequester”:
    A: There will be more money available for Obama’s Hawaiian vacations.

    Q: People’s health insurance premiums are rising because:
    A: Because people are watching too much media and as a result, are turning into zombies. Have you any idea as to the costs related to treating zombies?

    Q: As a direct result of Obamacare:
    A: Everyone can now enjoy free condoms…which means more money available for beer.

    Q: Hillary Clinton reversed her position on same-sex marriage because:
    A: Rosie O’Donnell proposed to her.

    Q: A nuclear-armed North Korea:
    A: Means business is brisk…

    Q: Iran’s increasing belligerence is caused by:
    A: Infestation of the American dung-beatle.

    Q: The so-called “Arab Spring” has produced:
    A: Good profits…

    Q: Benghazi is:
    A: A good place to start a war…

    Q: Obama’s approval rating has sunk below 50 percent because:
    A: The treasury is empty.

    Q: New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg tried to dictate the size of beverage containers because:
    A: Because Bloomberg has a small penis.

    Q: The Democrats want to ban so-called “assault weapons” because:
    A: Because Conservatives want to ban so-called “Gay-marriage”.

    Q: Despite the Democrats’ demonization of semi-automatic rifles, the only actual military that deploys soldiers with semi-automatic rifles as standard practice is:
    A: The IRS…

    Q: The Department of Homeland Security is planning to buy 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition because:
    A: Because Obama found out Olin corp. was having a clearance on ammo.

    Q: Dr. Ben Carson is:
    A: A disgruntled black-man…

    Q: The recent spate of wintry weather has been caused by:
    A: Quantitative-Easing…

  • John

    barry the liar promised “Hope and Change” He has delivered “Tax and blame”. What do you expect from someone whom was raised to believe two things. When the going gets tough, go to the welfare office or student aid and pick up a check. And, welfare is a career choice. When you voted to retain the emperor you thought you had been exempted from taxation; Surprise!!!

  • OneGuess

    WOW! You got it! Congradulations, many have NO sense of humor.

  • OneGuess

    Well, Dave, you started the talkbacks making a fool out of yourself, so you may just as well finish the same way. Good job, fool.

  • JeffH

    RE: US Army (retired) says:
    March 26, 2013 at 11:35 am

  • JCfromDC

    Well, Ben, you forgot to ad ” E. All of the Above” to all the answers!

  • http://jmcgraphicdesignworks.wordpress.com jcfromdc

    addendum. Then if everybody answered ” E. All of the Above” we’d ALL be right!

  • TUNAMAN

    DAVE AND THE REST OF THESE DIM BULB LIBS PROVE ONCE AGAIN THAT YOU CAN’T FIX “STUPID”! HOW MANY REAL PATRIOTIC AMERICANS HANG AROUND THOSE CESSPOOL LIB SITES COMMENTING ON THE CRAP THAT IS DERANGED AND PUT OUT BY THIS HUMAN DEBRIE,COMMIE,DEMOCRAP MISFITS?? I DON’T KNOW BUT MY BEST GUESS IS THIS IS THE CASE!!

  • http://jmcgraphicdesignworks.wordpress.com jcfromdc

    About that “E” answer: there are no “right” answers, or is it “wrong” answers? That’s what they teach now-a-days, isn’t it? No Right, no Wrong? or is it, No Right, no Left, like Wilson (and Congress) wanted it back in the “nine-teens”? Try that one at a busy traffic intersection… on a bicycle at 5:30 p.m. … in Washington, DC. You will be dead, and the congress(wo)man’s limo driver will be exonerated, no matter what their BAC. Especially if he has Kennedy in his/her/its name somewhere. We’re just “little”, “common” people.

  • Dave

    You are right about one thing… You can’t fix stupid and I will add ignorance to it as well.

    I will leave it an appropriate judge who suffers from both because it is not you who can accurately judge such things when you vocabulary includes:

    HUMAN DEBRIE,COMMIE,DEMOCRAP MISFITS

    I do apologize if I do not follow lock-step with your views. I really do.

  • Kevin

    Thank you …. thank you…… My Mom thinks Im smart too…….

  • Karolyn

    Off topic: For those interested, here is a rundown on how House and Senate members voted on natural health and GMO issues. I really am ashamed of all those democrats (although i no longer consider myself a democrat). Looks like Rand Paul has a pretty good record, which does not surprise me.
    http://www.anh-usa.org/whos-who-on-natural-health-issues-in-congress/

  • Ernest T.

    The correct answer was not A it was 1.

  • john811c

    It is funny the true liberal diehards will support him all the way till the economy ends up in the trash heap then they will blame conservatives for not being more responsible to stop them

  • john811c

    Thanks Dan, I finally figured out why he had to go and play golf with Tiger woods …It was to find out who had the better BALLS

  • Bob666

    Yo WTS,
    it pains me to say this, but it is funny.

  • Kevin

    Creative for sure. How long did you work on this???? Now I have to do one….. soon there will be an onslaught of Humorous Posts Battling it out for the hearts and Minds of America…..

  • Matrix

    WTS

    Awesome work!

  • ssgrick

    Sounds to me by what you type that you are the disgruntled one.

  • Kevin

    The Moon is made of Swiss Cheese did you say?????

  • Matrix

    Karolyn

    Finally a post worthy of a response!

    Both Republicans and Democrats are controlled by Monsanto and every large corporation that are owned by the bankers…

    What should disturb all is the fact that our so called msm “news” is such a propaganda machine for these corruptors, that most information is false, and you have been taken for the ignorant fool you are…

    Wake up, for it all come crumbling…crumbling down soon…very soon….

    You are not an evil entity, like salt or galt, nc, mark, slob666, rbt etc… just a useful idiot…

    time is short…Repent for your ignorance…repent…

  • Bob666

    Yo Twisted and Broken,

    “You are not an evil entity, like salt or galt, nc, mark, slob666, rbt etc… just a useful idiot…

    time is short…Repent for your ignorance…repent…”

    Medication could help you and Obama care might cover it.

    PS: your mom must be so proud

  • http://www.cindynel.co.za peter

    That is the best ever Ben – Well done! Of course many folks ( Democrats?????) failed this one miserably.

  • Right Brain Thinker

    Matrix is back, giving us a live demonstration of what ‘evil” and “useful idiot” means with “You are not an evil entity, like salt or galt, nc, mark, slob666, rbt etc… just a useful idiot”.

    At least he managed not to get himself moderated and (comment deleted) into oblivion (yet).

    I guess we should thank him for the “repent” warning. If there is a god, and if he cares in the slightest what humans are up to, it would be good advice.

  • Bob666

    Yo RBT,
    The Matrix is a very broken toy no doubt!

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