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Happy Holidays: Listen To Remy’s ‘All I Want For Christmas Is U…’

December 24, 2013 by  

Shop during the holiday season, and you’ll hear Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” nearly everywhere you go. Carey’s ubiquitous tune can get even the most crotchety Scrooge into the Christmas spirit — especially if said Scrooge has visions of the sugar plum songstress dancing in his head when he hears her voice. This week, the December diva donned some gay apparel and posted it on Instagram for all the world to see. She was dressed all in red from her head to her foot. But hers was not a typical Christmas get-up — and the world took notice.

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Like Carey, liberty-friendly musician Remy dressed in red for his take on Carey’s Christmas tune: “All I Want For Christmas Is U… (Remy’s Holiday Ode To A Sound Monetary Policy).” Unlike Carey, he shows very little skin as he takes the Federal Reserve to task.

LYRICS:

I don’t want no eggnog, lactose ain’t for me
I don’t need new pants. Then again…TBD…
Don’t want any gifts this Christmas it’s true
all I want for Christmas is…

I don’t want a Surface tablet, that one’s pretty clear
I don’t want that new book by Martin Bashir
There’s only one this I want, yes it’s true
all I want for Christmas is U…..

…nilateral printing of billions of dollars
a month to be stopped cuz it’s causing my dollar to
rampantly inflate, I tell you it’s killing us
all of this open-ended fiscal stimulus
Risk underpricing and rampant inflation
resulting in capital misallocation
all I want this holiday season
is an end to quantitative easing

Now Santa I know you get this a lot
those children’s letters concernedly fraught
But I’ll tell you what I want and save you some pains
I’ll take the candy–you can keep the Keynes

Presents under the tree, the Fed starting to taper
Because only one of them should be covered in short-term paper
Don’t want nothing else for Christmas it’s true
all I want for Christmas is U….

…uniformity in the mandate of the Fed
or reform the whole thing or start over instead
because I ain’t a pro but I really don’t think that
it’s “Buy CDO’s with some dough from an Inkjet”
The year home run records were obliterated
that was the last time we saw Bonds so inflated
all I want this holiday season
all I want this holiday season
all I want this holiday season
is an end to quantitative easing.

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