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Government Agency Denies The Existence Of Zombies

June 5, 2012 by  

Government Agency Denies The Existence Of Zombies
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Some Americans are preparing for a zombie apocalypse.

There are plenty of reasons a U.S. citizen should become a prepper, but according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, zombie attacks shouldn’t be one of them.

In an email sent to Huffington Post, spokesman David Daigle wrote: “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”

Recent events have triggered an online stir which has resulted in speculation that a zombie apocalypse is upon us. On Friday, “zombie apocalypse” was the third most popular search on Google.

It all started last week when Rudy Eugene of Miami ate a homeless man’s face. Then on Tuesday, Alexander Kinyua of Maryland allegedly admitted to eating parts of his roommate’s heart and brain. After that, the story broke of Luke Rocco Magnotta, a gay porn actor who killed his partner and ate his flesh.

In other disturbing news, a man in New Jersey stabbed himself and threw pieces of his intestines at police—zombie like behavior, according to some.

A man in Miami got in on the action by pretending to be a zombie and chasing people on the streets of the city. The video went viral.


 

If you don’t believe Daigle’s denial, visit the website of Westlake Ace Hardware of Kansas. Their zombie preparedness center will equip you with the essentials in the case of a zombie attack.

Bryan Nash

Staff writer Bryan Nash has devoted much of his life to searching for the truth behind the lies that the masses never question. He is currently pursuing a Master's of Divinity and is the author of The Messiah's Misfits, Things Unseen and The Backpack Guide to Surviving the University. He has also been a regular contributor to the magazine Biblical Insights.

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  • Robert Smith

    If the government says zombies aren’t real then it MUST be true, right?

    I’m curious… Which side will this forum take? Against the government and support the existance of zombies or go for the common sense and admit that the government is right about zombies?

    Rob

    • 45caliber

      With you around, Rob, it is evident that zombies exist after all. There isn’t any other explaination for your comments here and elsewhere …

      • independent thinker

        I read an article yesterday (unfortunately I don’t remember where) that said under certain conditions African Sleeping Sickness can cause zombie like behavior.

      • Ken

        I wanted to repy to Wobby’s comment as and dismissed the notion – but this one is perfect 45!

        Hahahaahahahahahahaahahaahaha! ; )

      • Dennis

        Dam, look to the right, see him, o dam thats obama.

      • Average Joe

        In fact Zombies do exsist. Its not spellt ZOMBIE the corect spelling for it is MUSLUM Look at the facts zombies want to kill all living things that are not infected like them. Muslums want to kill all living things that are not beleavers in their pig book. All Zombie areas end up looking like desert. All muslums come from areas that are predommanatly desert. Zombies loose lots of skin. musslums love to chop off heads hands and parts of womans croches aka skin. So yes zombies do exsist you just are not looking at them correctly

    • Ken

      Hey Wobby, ya know what’s got me curious?! at least two of these cases involved homosexual men? it JUST MIGHT be that it’s spread from homosexual contact! { Just a theory!}

    • Steve E

      The government is wrong again. There are plenty of zombies in this country. They don’t harm or eat anyone though. They are only recognizable when they say they vote for a Democrat or RINO.

  • Ken
  • Linda

    Toxins, GMO and processed foods are doing their damage!

    • Ken

      @Linda – and consider cell phone radiation, vaccinations, mercury amalgams and flouridated water Linda….

  • dan

    of course there are Zombies…and they’ll vote for the man from Moumbasa again

    • 45caliber

      Huummm … you could be right. I never thought of where he was getting his voting base from.

  • Craig

    Does the “stand your ground law” apply when confronted by a zombie wannabe? I know there has to be at least a few minor offense laws that the guy in the video has broken, creating a public panic or if the little old lady had a heart attack. He deserved whaat he got from that last group of ball players. I want to see Part 2. He probably looks more realistic as a zombie after they got done with him.

  • 45caliber

    I have to admit, I tend to agree with the government on this one. Somehow I don’t see a zombie attack happening … even if voodoo queens are said to be able to create zombies.

    • independent thinker

      Given what information we have at the present time I would agree only with the statement that we are not facing a zombie apocalypse at this time. As I said above it has been reported that sleeping sickness out of Africa can sometimes cause zombie like behavior. It is also known that certain drugs can cause one to halucinate and believe they are a zombie (as well as many other things such as superman). In an article on the Florida attack it was mentioned that the zombie like behavior could be the result of bio-warfare experiments if that were the case (and I am not claiming it is) CDC would naturaly deny the existance of any such agent. To sum up I do not believe we are facing a zombie epidemic but I do believe there are one or more agents out there that can cause zombie like behavior.

  • Roy Estes

    Zombies ! Get real , has the whole world went insane .

  • rocketride

    Of course zombies exist. how else do you explain what happened on election day 2008 (or ’06 for that matter).

  • gunner689AI

    Zombies are real; they’re known as Democrats and BO supporters.

  • JimH

    I wonder how many millions of dollars it cost to do the “zombie study?

    • Steve E

      I don’t think the zombies that did the zombie study even know.

      • JimH

        (in a droning voice) We need your tax dollars. Tax dollllllars. Morrrrre dollllllllars. Taxxxxxes. Study. Tellllll people weeeee arrrren’t heeeeeeerrrrre.

  • A. Little Fishy

    I kind of agree with independent thinker on this 1.. Now, I’m NOT suggesting that Hollywood ALWAYS shows us the whole TRUTH, BUT how many of those zombie flix have we all seen where an outbreak of some sort happens in a remote area (as a test or not) and then some government agency contains the problem to ONLY THAT AREA, which they then ERADICATE, COVER-UP, and MOVE ON…. How would the gen.pop. EVER find out about something like that? How can I be proven that this DOESN’T happen? THESE are the questions we HAVE to ask ourselves.

  • K.C.

    Hey Bob, I’m more interested in the other parts of the story… i.e., the rash in Broward County Florida and people that were quarantined by CDC… I’m feeling like the zombie story is just a cover up for perhaps the beginning of a larger problem…. what do your sources say about that??

    • http://boblivingstonpl.wordpress.com Bob Livingston

      Dear K.C.,

      I have heard of no such thing.

      Best wishes,
      Bob

  • http://yahoo AE

    If zombies don’t exist then how did Obama get all those votes fro dead folks in Illinois?
    PS Look up weaponized rabies

  • Kerry F. Mercer

    I have zero trust in our government and I do believe anything is possible. Always prepare for the unexpected, if some people think I’am off my rocker, so be it. When the day comes that the SHTF I’ll be the one locked,cocked and ready to rock and laughing at all the idiots running around screaming and pulling their hair out.

  • http://richardgibbard.wordpress.com richardgibbard

    Zombies are voting in Wisconsin as I type.

  • dcjdavis

    Vampires….Zombies…Too many people doing too many drugs and watching too much television.

  • Joe

    not a good idea to run around in public pretending to be a monster… …might run into an equally stupid individual with a weapon…

  • Cicci R

    @Joe…you are totally correct in your statement, except for one thing….where I’m from it would NOT be a good idea at all to do what this guy did in pretending to be a zombie. I could have been what you called an ‘equally stupid individual with a weapon’, because I can guarantee you IF someone were to come at me like this guy did, he likely would not be here right now. Yep, I’ve seen a lot of creepy zombie movies over the years, but for the past 2 years warnings have been going out about this stuff all over. On TV as well. Think about it? What if? Well, folks, shootem’ in the head, remember that and you just might survive! What makes this worse is that the government ‘denies it’. That is always reason to pause to wonder. I pray that nothing like this ever does happen, but plan to be prepared in case it does. To each, his own.

  • http://gravatar.com/rocquedog rocquedog

    Watch what happens when our economy takes a dump in the 4th Quarter and they devalue the dollar. You’ll see millions of “zombies” coming out of their homes looking for food and water. Preppers will be “standing their ground” big time or atleast until they run out of ammo.

  • Average Joe

    Zombie = any being that wants to kill anything not like it = muslum

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