The Great Eight
Obama’s New Math
Obama meets the enemy: himself. Good news/bad news for al-Qaida’s favorite channel. Welcome to West Virginia, Mr. President! And TIME for a new marketing strategy. All this — plus — MANBEARPIG! (Again!) Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Bill Clinton Is Makin’ It Rain!
Obama recycles an old campaign slogan. The fleabaggers miss the mark one last time. Bubba delivers dirty dough. And Smokey has advice for al-Qaida. All this — plus — thanks for the ordnance, Eric Holder! Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Ain’t No Party Like a Secret Service Party
…Especially when the Nuge shows up! Lil’ Kim enjoys the show. Clinton cuts a rug at the Copa Cartagena. And Iron Mike gets an idea! All this — plus — Presidential recipes? Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
The Democrats vs. Your Mom
Obama’s mouthpiece takes aim at motherhood. Holder hears a who? It’s the REAL Buffett Rule. And: nice tie, Louis. All this — plus: an easy “A” at Harvard. Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Obama’s Out Of Luck
The President’s numbers were off again. Onyango gets the green light. TIME asks the “tough” questions. And: Nice dress, Akbar. All this — plus — GODZILLA! Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Immigration Reform, Democrat-Style
Obama’s just making it up as he goes along. The TSA always gets their man; more or less. Lil’ Johnny Ambulance-chaser goes “pro.” And Brian Williams raises the alarm! All this — plus — the fleabaggers didn’t even put the seat down. Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the [...]
















