The Vice President is online to save his job, but the President is just on hold. Where’s a good lawyer when Al Qaida needs one? Barack Obama, D.D.S.? Texas hangs up on Mexico. And DSK says: “let’s hear it for Le Bleu, Blanc et Rouge!” All this, plus — MSNBC calling Miss Cleo? Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™.
This past Monday evening, I mused silently for a moment about the “reason for the season,” so to speak. Taking in the patriotic panorama around me, I couldn’t help but wonder: How many of these people have spent a single moment wondering why we’re not at work today?
To suggest President Barack Obama is thin-skinned is an understatement on a par with: “Michael Moore should cut back on the Ben and Jerry’s.” In fact, as our embattled President has watched events spiral well beyond his meager talents, he appears to be developing a mild case of paranoia even lashing out at his friends.
Helen Thomas says “heil!” The TSA protects us from… really old people. Hugo Chavez calls a Cuban plumber. Mark Halperin goes south for the summer. And Harvard says red is good, but not so much the white and blue. All this, plus tiny purple leather burkhas! It’s the Independence Day edition of the Personal Liberty Digest’s™ The Great Eight; presented in 1080 high-def, FOR FREE!
I speak Spanish. Well, I speak high-school-distracted-by-the-hot-chick-in-front-of-me-in-class Spanish. As the Democratic-led U.S. Senate again tries to push through the amnesty-for-illegal-aliens DREAM Act, more and more often I’m noticing a sizable number of people who struggle with English the way I struggle with Spanish.
Recently, Speaker of the House John Boehner played golf with President Barack Obama. In and of itself, a little time on the links is hard to criticize. But Boehner has been playing a lot more than golf with Obama; and instead of a foursome, he’s been playing in a huge scramble with the Democrats.
As it turns out, what Billy Sunday failed to accomplish, some unruly teenagers — with some assistance from the Democratic Party — are close to finishing. Chicago — the home of deep-dish pizza, Al Capone and a sizeable number of adolescents in dire need of an extended stay at a juvenile detention center — is facing a new crime wave.
Time magazine misses the big picture. Holder and the lawyers to the rescue! “Tingle-boy” Matthews’ unhealthy obsession? An ex-Hillary Clinton intern gets paid the REALLY old fashioned-way. And—flying the unfriendly skies. All this, plus— goldfish! Presented in 1080 high-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Big Labor has dug its tentacles so deeply into the Administration of Barack Obama that it has a firm grip on the President’s rather pliable spinal column. If AFL-CIO boss Richard Trumka spent any more time at the White House, he would have his own closet in the Lincoln Bedroom.
While the Administration of President Barack Obama has stonewalled inquiries, denied information requests and dragged its feet in responding to Congressional demands, the outrage over the nightmarishly mishandled Operation Fast and Furious has reached Chris-Matthews-on-crack decibels.
The Weiner roast is over. New license plates in the Land of Lincoln? Job Terminator: The Rise of the ATM! The FBI is on the case. Michelle Obama may have to rebook her next trip. All this, plus: IRANIAN SPACE MONKEYS (Really)! Presented in 1080 high-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Presidential debates are inherently flawed. Any single-party debate is going to lack a certain honesty, because each candidate wants to exemplify the party’s ideals. In this case, it was a race to see who was the most Republican Republican.
In 2009, the Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the annual Nobel Peace Prize to newly minted President Barack Obama. In its press release, the Committee noted “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.”
It’s a good news — bad news kind of a week for Congressman Weiner. Barbara Walters gets perky. A novel solution for avoiding Obamacare. The union thugs find new victims in Wisconsin. And the secret war isn’t so secret anymore. All that, plus a guy named Bongo! Presented in 1080 high-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Hey there, Democrats. It’s your pal, Ben. I want you to know I feel just awful about the way Representative Anthony Weiner not only lied about his misadventures on Twitter, but used your devotion against you. So I invite you to join us in the conservative ranks.
Your presence in the political arena has raised liberal hysteria to monumental heights. Let’s be honest, ma’am, liberals hate you. And I don’t mean “hate” in the way they hate it when the barista puts too much soy milk in their lattes. I mean “hate” in the way George Soros hates it when President Barack Obama forgets his lines.
Hollywood hates conservatives? Two votes (or more) for every Democrat. The DNC chairwoman needs a refresher course on… everything. And, some less-obvious remarks about Congressman Weiner’s — um — Twitter feed. All this, plus — is President Barack Obama planning a stealthy gun grab? Presented in 1080 High-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
As the killer was led from the courtroom last week, there was no epic roar of outrage from the gallery. As he shuffled down the hallway, only a few reporters made halfhearted attempts to glean some insight. As he stumbled (hindered by the back brace he wears), there were shrieks of neither comfort nor condemnation.
Imagine, if you will, a football team. It has practiced diligently. It has scouted the opposition exhaustively. It has a loyal, albeit marginally unbalanced, fan base. It has a foolproof game plan. It is ready. Then, it gets on the field and it loses — big. Final score: 97-0. Now, imagine the reaction in the wake of such an epic beat down.
Not For Long, Ray Lewis… “No” means “no,” Ed Schultz… Michael Moore has friends!… and we’re drinking with the President! All this, plus — MANBEARPIG! Presented in 1080 High-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
All right, kiddies, it’s that time again. Every now and then, Bob Livingston allows me to prod your cerebra with the proverbial sharp object. Actually, every now and then, I turn in one of my clever little civics quizzes so close to deadline that Livingston doesn’t have time to fill my space with old Herbert “Herblock” Block cartoons.
As the parade of potential Presidents of the United States marches toward 2012, I can’t help but notice there’s a scent on the breeze. Watching the Democrats and the corporate media circle the wagons around their idol, it finally occurred to me what the putrescent odor is: fear.
Give President Barack Obama credit. Having proved himself the most domestic policy-impaired president since Jimmy Carter “lusted in his heart” (if not since Warren Harding got his Teapot Domed), Obama has evidently decided to set his sights overseas. Bad luck for the citizens of our best strategic ally in Middle East.