New York throws a wet blanket on summer. The Barack Obama Administration gets lessons from Tricky Dick. Can Charles Manson save MSNBC and Al Gore? And Big Sis saves America from the kids. All this, plus — A New Car! Presented in 1080 High-Def.FOR FREE! It’s the Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest!
Truth be told, there are worse choices for the White House; some of whom aren’t even Democrats. It’s not as if the guy has committed murder; as long as you don’t count the intellectual tenor of primetime television—which was on life support anyway. I just think there are some candidates who are a great deal less… cartoonish. So, someone please pull the plug on the Donald Trump experiment.
From time to time your kids “wander off the reservation.” They do things which you verbally deplore, but laugh about with your friends: “back when we did (whatever you just grounded your brat for), we didn’t get caught.”
Dark days at MSNBC. James Frey heats up. Bubba Clinton does some reminiscing. And the TSA gets frisky — again. All this, plus the Easter Bunny! Presented in 1080 Hi-def—FOR FREE! It’s the Great Eight, from Personalliberty.com!
The recent annual convention of the California Federation of Teachers—a cell of the American Federation of Teachers—passed a resolution at their annual convention extolling the virtues of the cop-killer, Mumia Abu-Jamal. Jamal murdered Philadelphia police officer Danny Faulkner back in 1981 and has since become a hero to Democrat Party travelers from George “Owner” Soros to the second grade art teacher at Santa Monica Elementary. (Or whomever.)
Note to the Democrat Party: Don’t let the tears fool you. Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio) can play hardball, and he can bring the lumber. And there he was Friday night, with the clock ticking down on the Democrats’ incredibly ill-advised gambit, taking President Barack Obama and Senator Harry Reid (D-Nev.) over the wall.
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Let’s all take a moment to welcome Pastor Terry Jones of the Dove World Outreach Center. He’s back for his second 15 minutes of infamy. Now, let’s all wave goodbye to Pastor Terry Jones. Outside a bush-league Sam Elliott lookalike pageant, Jones doesn’t deserve another moment of our attention. But his notoriety does.
Regular visitors to the Personal Liberty Digest™ have likely noted my tendency to reference popular culture. Although I feel like the day was wasted if I missed an opportunity to use “J-Woww” or “Snooki” in a sentence, many of my fellow Bob Livingstonians waver between head-scratching confusion and outright disgust that such pathetic personas garner even mocking attention.
Bill Maher hates women—does he have a secret crush on Speaker John Boehner? Senator Dick Durbin’s been looking for terrorists in all the wrong places, NPR cites a movie and Tom Brokaw… exaggerates. Let the reporters out of the closet because we’re having more fun than a President planning a kinetic military action.
The truth is that I generally like the idea of introducing homicidal autocrats to the business end of the most advanced fighting force in the history of the species. But I must also admit that sticking a cruise missile into the blowhole of every Islamofascist, tin pot and dictatorial screwball would turn the Middle East into a sheet of glass so reflective that John Edwards would move to Damascus just to fix his hair.
A story in a recent edition of Newsweek detailed an effort to determine the civic pride of our fellow Americans. The left-leaning journal offered 1,000 readers—they borrowed a few hundred from US Weekly—the opportunity to take the same citizenship test required of all prospective ingredients in our ever-expanding melting pot. Ben Crystal has put together his own citizenship test. Take it, and see how you fare…
Should you ever find yourself out for a drive along the Michigan-Indiana border, take a moment to venture by the Kalamazoo district offices of Representative Fred Upton (R-Mich.). By itself, Upton’s office is entirely unremarkable; but not far away is a billboard which may arrest your attention like it was the police and you were a kleptomaniacal Hollywood starlet with a coke habit.
Bombs drop, Germany surrenders and France claims victory. Is this Joe Biden’s hair? Newsweek finds many can’t pass a citizenship test. Earning a “D”… hey, it’s a passing grade. All this—and more—is as FREE as Obamacare and a lot more fun to talk about.
Barack Obama campaigned for the Presidency on a platform which included proud opposition to what he called a “dumb war.” He was FOR the War in Afghanistan; and AGAINST the War in Iraq. But now, he’s FOR a war against a “petty dictator” whose military “is a fraction of its former strength…”
Now that the Nobel Prizewinning President Barack Obama—who campaigned for the White House on fervent opposition to two wars—is leading the United States into a third conflict involving the “Religion of Peace,” perhaps this isn’t the best time to bring this up. However, timing has never been my strong suit.
Snipers, and the terrorists who hate them. Standing up in Sendai (sitting down in NOLA). Just run the ball, Adrian. Kanye goes 2005 on us; and while the world rages, Obama hits Rio! AND—in 1080HD! All this—FOR FREE!
As Japan faces a long, costly road to recovery, battles continue to rage across the Middle East, the American economy continues to flounder and Democrats are beginning to threaten active violence against their opponents—including death threats against Wisconsin’s governor and legislators and Tea Party leaders who have committed the unpardonable sin of standing up to the Democrat Party’s union thug accomplices.
To listen to the kids at Greenpeace, Earth First! and the International Philosophers for Peace and Prevention of Nuclear Omnicide, we (but not they) are the single greatest threat to life (and magnificently monikered hippie groups) on our big blue marble in space.
While the battles rage from Benghazi to Madison, the First Lady goes shopping! Happy Birthday to the nation’s nosiest parkers! No tiger’s blood for NPR! And we missed the whole thing because the mail was late. Plus – Beyonce! It’s the latest edition of the Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest!
In the March 7 edition of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, liberal columnist Eugene Kane fired another salvo at the Democrat Party’s target-du-jour, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. In the piece “Scott Walker, Charlie Sheen: In the same boat?” Kane compares Walker to the erstwhile star of the sitcom “Two and Half Men.”
On the afternoon of March 2, Arid Uka murdered two American service personnel during an attack at the Frankfurt International Airport. In the days following the attack, German officials identified Uka—who evidently shouted “Allahu Akbar!” as he fired—as a “quickly radicalized” Muslim and a part of a known network of al-Qaida sympathizers.
While some take potshots at the liberal elite, Ben calls in an airstrike! Louis Farrakhan still hates everyone. Moammar Gadhafi is still in hot water. Helen Thomas still scares the kiddies, and the T.S.A might be getting down and dirty. Oh, and Michael Moore is still a fat hypocrite. It’s the Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest!