Viva La Raza, Barack Obama! You’re a mean one, Mr. President. Al Sharpton’s latest hustle. Rachel Maddow faces the music. And Amy Winehouse surprises no one. All this, plus — David Wu-hoo! Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™.
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Last Friday afternoon, the monotonous buzz of liberal mendacity, gender bias and racism was shattered by the roar of a terrorist attack in Oslo, Norway. Once it became apparent that the perpetrator was not striking a blow for Muhammad, I started counting the moments until someone tried to link the actions of some fruitcake in the land of the midnight sun to the Tea Party.
Last week, the liberal stars once again aligned; as a Democratic effort to tie the increasingly irrelevant President Barack Obama to the dearly departed President Ronald Reagan was swallowed up by the black hole of liberal ignorance. The starship MSNBC, staffed as always by the crew of misfit liberal sock puppets, went down first.
Sometime after June Cleaver turned in her apron and retired to guest spots on “The Love Boat,” the feminist movement took center stage in what some called “the gender wars.” I’ve always thought that the boys lost to the girls right about the same time we started pretending we liked movies with Sally Field — and without the Trans-Am.
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) showed her stupidity last week when she suggested that opposition to Obama’s economic “plan” is a result of racism.
Here at Personal Liberty Digest™, we watch the Capitol Circus because we’re paid to do it. But even a casual glance Washington-ward reminds the most dispassionate observer that these guys are clowns. Unfortunately, they’re not the kind who make balloon animals and juggle milk bottles; they’re the kind who show up in Stephen King novels and live in a sewer.
Well, I certainly hope everyone is enjoying President Obama’s “Recovery Summer II — The Empire Strikes Out.” Unemployment hovers just below 10 percent. Of course, that’s the number the Department of Labor is willing to admit. Any economist outside the Department of Labor will acknowledge the real rate is closer to 15 percent.
The Vice President is online to save his job, but the President is just on hold. Where’s a good lawyer when Al Qaida needs one? Barack Obama, D.D.S.? Texas hangs up on Mexico. And DSK says: “let’s hear it for Le Bleu, Blanc et Rouge!” All this, plus — MSNBC calling Miss Cleo? Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™.
This past Monday evening, I mused silently for a moment about the “reason for the season,” so to speak. Taking in the patriotic panorama around me, I couldn’t help but wonder: How many of these people have spent a single moment wondering why we’re not at work today?
To suggest President Barack Obama is thin-skinned is an understatement on a par with: “Michael Moore should cut back on the Ben and Jerry’s.” In fact, as our embattled President has watched events spiral well beyond his meager talents, he appears to be developing a mild case of paranoia — even lashing out at his friends.
Helen Thomas says “heil!” The TSA protects us from… really old people. Hugo Chavez calls a Cuban plumber. Mark Halperin goes south for the summer. And Harvard says red is good, but not so much the white and blue. All this, plus tiny purple leather burkhas! It’s the Independence Day edition of the Personal Liberty Digest’s™ The Great Eight; presented in 1080 high-def, FOR FREE!
I speak Spanish. Well, I speak high-school-distracted-by-the-hot-chick-in-front-of-me-in-class Spanish. As the Democratic-led U.S. Senate again tries to push through the amnesty-for-illegal-aliens DREAM Act, more and more often I’m noticing a sizable number of people who struggle with English the way I struggle with Spanish.
Recently, Speaker of the House John Boehner played golf with President Barack Obama. In and of itself, a little time on the links is hard to criticize. But Boehner has been playing a lot more than golf with Obama; and instead of a foursome, he’s been playing in a huge scramble with the Democrats.
As it turns out, what Billy Sunday failed to accomplish, some unruly teenagers — with some assistance from the Democratic Party — are close to finishing. Chicago — the home of deep-dish pizza, Al Capone and a sizeable number of adolescents in dire need of an extended stay at a juvenile detention center — is facing a new crime wave.
Time magazine misses the big picture. Holder and the lawyers to the rescue! “Tingle-boy” Matthews’ unhealthy obsession? An ex-Hillary Clinton intern gets paid the REALLY old fashioned-way. And—flying the unfriendly skies. All this, plus— goldfish! Presented in 1080 high-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Big Labor has dug its tentacles so deeply into the Administration of Barack Obama that it has a firm grip on the President’s rather pliable spinal column. If AFL-CIO boss Richard Trumka spent any more time at the White House, he would have his own closet in the Lincoln Bedroom.
While the Administration of President Barack Obama has stonewalled inquiries, denied information requests and dragged its feet in responding to Congressional demands, the outrage over the nightmarishly mishandled Operation Fast and Furious has reached Chris-Matthews-on-crack decibels.
The Weiner roast is over. New license plates in the Land of Lincoln? Job Terminator: The Rise of the ATM! The FBI is on the case. Michelle Obama may have to rebook her next trip. All this, plus: IRANIAN SPACE MONKEYS (Really)! Presented in 1080 high-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Presidential debates are inherently flawed. Any single-party debate is going to lack a certain honesty, because each candidate wants to exemplify the party’s ideals. In this case, it was a race to see who was the most Republican Republican.
In 2009, the Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the annual Nobel Peace Prize to newly minted President Barack Obama. In its press release, the Committee noted “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.”