Obama and… The Zombie Apocalypse?

If the President delivers another speech — and no one bothers to listen — is he still a socialist? Chrissie Matthews takes one for the team. Congresswoman Pelosi updates her dictionary. A phone call for Hoffa the union thug. And, Harold gets a history lesson. All this, plus: ZOMBIES! Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!

Berkeley Course Demands Students Be Liberal

The biggest punch line in American higher education just got a whole lot funnier. One might fairly presume that at some point, churning out graduates who parrot leftist babble while lacking fundamental academic and societal skills will drag the University of California, Berkeley’s reputation lower than Vice President Joe Biden’s self-esteem after an hour at a Mensa meeting.

Welcome To The NFL, Mr. President

President Barack Obama goes 0-for-2. “Green” industry drowns in red ink. As it turns out, Obama IS here from Kenya illegally. Maxine Waters is on the case. The Chicoms are working in Washington; and so is Marion Barry, in a manner of speaking. And Eric Holder strikes a sour note. Plus — a Tupac sighting! Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!

10 Years After

All right, Islamofascists, pay attention when I say 9/11 was a big moment. I’ll admit it: You cleaned our clocks. Your act of bloodthirsty savagery brought the world to a halt. Even the Japanese, who still think World War II ended badly, had to have been impressed. And you have certainly marked us up since then. However, to deploy some of that sports colloquia of which we Americans are so fond: Have you looked at the scoreboard lately? You blew it.

Shake, Rattle and Poll

President Obama opens the door for illegal aliens (but his motives are pure, Honest!) If the sheet fits, Miss Garofalo… Race pimp Sharpton gives Rudy Giuliani the Tawana treatment. Nice hat, Congresswoman! And living large, Obama-style, in the Sunshine State. Plus — EARTHQUAKE! Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s the Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!

The Getaway

For the amount of controversy it has generated, you might think President Barack Obama’s latest vacation involves 10 or so days in the sunny climes of Havana or Caracas, Venezuela. Everyone from Jon Stewart to Pat Buchanan has noticed the fact that if the President plays hooky one more time, he’s going to have to take a vacation from all the vacations he’s taking.

Rollin’ On Obama’s Death Bus

Obama runs from Rick Perry and Ryan Rhodes. The union thugs take their war in a violent new direction. Paul Krugman wants to go Star Trekkin’. Tom Vilsack needs a drink. And they’ve got the munchies on the border. Plus — Mongo AND a Killer Bunny! Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!

Just A Jealous Guy

Last week, NAACP President Ben Jealous, in Los Angeles to address the group’s 102nd annual convention, railed against voter ID laws, claiming that efforts to ensure ballots are not cast fraudulently are racist. According to Jealous, voter ID laws are among “the last existing legal pillars of Jim Crow” and are pressed by “the worst and most racist elements” among conservatives.

Deep Thoughts — with Barney Frank

Commodore John Kerry sails the S.S. Keynes with First Mate Paul Krugman. The force is not strong in Al Sharpton. George Soros gets unlucky. Michael Moore throws his weight around. And — is it race day in America? All this, plus… politicizing MUPPETS? Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s the Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!

A Poor Standard

I must admit, as appalling as I find most of what the Democrats pass off as political rhetoric, I do enjoy when they start repeating talking points in perfect unison. Witness, if you will, the aftermath of Standard & Poor’s decision to downgrade America’s credit rating from AAA to AA+. Liberals immediately blamed the fiscal fail on the Tea Party in specific and the GOP in general.

Father knows best (and so does Mother)

Last week, Chip Wood detailed his disgust with the ongoing budget “crisis” in his column. Chip pointed out the basic mendacity with which the Democrats approached every aspect of fiscally managing the Federal coffers. I happen to agree with Chip. I’m also meaner than he is, so I’ll go one step further: Grow up, Washington.