Forget reality television; we have the seemingly interminable pre-primary segment of the 2012 Presidential race to watch. While critics unload heaps of inane trivia, the candidates display themselves like peacocks, trying to distract potential supporters from whatever flaws they have with magnificent displays of political plumage.
I would have thought that — outside macabre celebrations in the Islamofascist sandboxes — there was no “wrong” way to commemorate the anniversary of 9/11. Among those with whom I share relationships, a variety of methods took shape.
If the President delivers another speech — and no one bothers to listen — is he still a socialist? Chrissie Matthews takes one for the team. Congresswoman Pelosi updates her dictionary. A phone call for Hoffa the union thug. And, Harold gets a history lesson. All this, plus: ZOMBIES! Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
None. Goose egg. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Zero. That’s the total number of jobs added to the American economy during the month of August. During his Presidency, Barack Obama has certainly taught me to lower expectations. Well, congratulations, Mr. President, here’s a new low!
The biggest punch line in American higher education just got a whole lot funnier. One might fairly presume that at some point, churning out graduates who parrot leftist babble while lacking fundamental academic and societal skills will drag the University of California, Berkeley’s reputation lower than Vice President Joe Biden’s self-esteem after an hour at a Mensa meeting.
President Barack Obama goes 0-for-2. “Green” industry drowns in red ink. As it turns out, Obama IS here from Kenya illegally. Maxine Waters is on the case. The Chicoms are working in Washington; and so is Marion Barry, in a manner of speaking. And Eric Holder strikes a sour note. Plus — a Tupac sighting! Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
The revelation earlier this week that Onyango Obama — likely the same “Uncle Omar” mentioned in President Barack Obama’s oddly premature memoir, Dreams from My Father — was arrested for DUI was just another chapter in Dreams, entitled: “Presidential relatives who were dumber than boxes of hair.”
All right, Islamofascists, pay attention when I say 9/11 was a big moment. I’ll admit it: You cleaned our clocks. Your act of bloodthirsty savagery brought the world to a halt. Even the Japanese, who still think World War II ended badly, had to have been impressed. And you have certainly marked us up since then. However, to deploy some of that sports colloquia of which we Americans are so fond: Have you looked at the scoreboard lately? You blew it.
As Hurricane Irene barreled toward the East Coast, millions of Americans whose only prior experience with tropical storms was watching that hilarious clip of Al Roker falling down on YouTube were forced to contend with a whole new definition of “a bad day.” Of course, Hurricane Irene turned out to be more hot air than rain and wind.
President Obama opens the door for illegal aliens (but his motives are pure, Honest!) If the sheet fits, Miss Garofalo… Race pimp Sharpton gives Rudy Giuliani the Tawana treatment. Nice hat, Congresswoman! And living large, Obama-style, in the Sunshine State. Plus — EARTHQUAKE! Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s the Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
During Vice President Joe Biden’s trip for Chinese takeout, he managed to entangle himself in the ChiComs’ infamous “one child policy“ (OCP). While addressing a crowd at Sichuan University, Biden warned of the potential approach of an entitlement crisis in the Land of the Panda.
For the amount of controversy it has generated, you might think President Barack Obama’s latest vacation involves 10 or so days in the sunny climes of Havana or Caracas, Venezuela. Everyone from Jon Stewart to Pat Buchanan has noticed the fact that if the President plays hooky one more time, he’s going to have to take a vacation from all the vacations he’s taking.
Obama runs from Rick Perry and Ryan Rhodes. The union thugs take their war in a violent new direction. Paul Krugman wants to go Star Trekkin’. Tom Vilsack needs a drink. And they’ve got the munchies on the border. Plus — Mongo AND a Killer Bunny! Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
The dust from the Ames Straw Poll continues to settle, and the outflow from a big weekend in politics is decidedly worth a gander, with news on Texas Governor Rick Perry, Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty, Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, Congresswoman Michele Bachmann of Minnesota and even President Barack Obama.
Last week, NAACP President Ben Jealous, in Los Angeles to address the group’s 102nd annual convention, railed against voter ID laws, claiming that efforts to ensure ballots are not cast fraudulently are racist. According to Jealous, voter ID laws are among “the last existing legal pillars of Jim Crow” and are pressed by “the worst and most racist elements” among conservatives.
Commodore John Kerry sails the S.S. Keynes with First Mate Paul Krugman. The force is not strong in Al Sharpton. George Soros gets unlucky. Michael Moore throws his weight around. And — is it race day in America? All this, plus… politicizing MUPPETS? Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s the Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
You might have missed it amid the roar of Democratic rage over the past couple weeks, but super-liberal activist Ralph Nader suggested Obama might face a challenger in 2012, saying: “I would guess that the chances of there being a challenge to Obama in the primary are almost 100 percent.”
I must admit, as appalling as I find most of what the Democrats pass off as political rhetoric, I do enjoy when they start repeating talking points in perfect unison. Witness, if you will, the aftermath of Standard & Poor’s decision to downgrade America’s credit rating from AAA to AA+. Liberals immediately blamed the fiscal fail on the Tea Party in specific and the GOP in general.
Vice President Biden uses his words just like a grown-up! Ahoy, Senator Kerry! Go back to the future with Jimmy Carter. And Sheila Jackson Lee learns to read. All this — plus: The SuperCongress is on the case! Presented in 1080 high-def; FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Representative Gabby Giffords made a miraculous recovery and retook her place among her colleagues in a remarkably short span, and Democratic mouthpiece Chris Matthews celebrated her return to the House floor by resurrecting the rhetoric of “conservatives = terrorists.”
Last week, Chip Wood detailed his disgust with the ongoing budget “crisis” in his column. Chip pointed out the basic mendacity with which the Democrats approached every aspect of fiscally managing the Federal coffers. I happen to agree with Chip. I’m also meaner than he is, so I’ll go one step further: Grow up, Washington.
Viva La Raza, Barack Obama! You’re a mean one, Mr. President. Al Sharpton’s latest hustle. Rachel Maddow faces the music. And Amy Winehouse surprises no one. All this, plus — David Wu-hoo! Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™.