Or should I say isn’t?!

Well if Ben can be found “funny” why not?

Newt has far too large of an ego for the 2nd chair position.

But I liked your 1 st chair selection.

This too shall pass

What the heck is capAtalism? Is it a new party of politicians?

nc has been drinking his own bath-water again; good grief!

Yeah NC, but on the other hand you have taking prayer out of schools, stopping a school from handing out free bibles, if wanted, removing a soldiers memorial from a state park, Should I go on???

nc, you sir are a true spin-doctor!!! That was almost artistic!

LOL!!! Good one Jay!

Yeah Joe, we started teachin’ the kids that they were only animals 50 yrs. ago when we took the Bible out of the PSS, now we scratch our heads and wonder why the kids are acting like animals! Well duhhh, helllooo!!!

Tom, excellent, observation! You are absolutely correct; you just nailed the root cause of what ails this nation, and the whole bloody planet, for that matter! Btw, that’s some kind of good preaching, brother!

“In my view, the Christian religion is the most important and one of the first things in which all children, under a free government ought to be instructed. No truth is more evident to my mind than that the Christian religion must be the basis of any government intended to secure the rights and privileges of a free people.”

Preface, Webster’s Dictionary 1828

I think that this quote from Noah Webster just greatly supports what you God fearing patriots are saying. Let the libs try to answer that. I invite them to try. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

nc, you shifty, sneaky duck-arse! Why aren’t up-front about your cherished organization, the ACLU? Don’t you think the good folks here deserve the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, about your despicable organization you are trying to promote?

Stated Goals of ACLU

The ACLU’s founder, Roger Baldwin, stated: “We are for SOCIALISM, disarmament, and ultimately for abolishing the state itself… We seek the social ownership of property, the abolition of the propertied class, and the SOLE CONTROL of those who produce wealth. COMMUNISM is the goal.” (Source: Trial and Error, by Geo. Grant)

The ACLU is destructive to the fabric of our society. Christians must recognize Satan as the source – the instigator – when the end results of an organization’s efforts are only “to kill, to steal, and to destroy.” All we need to is examine the (rotten) fruit.

Following are some of the stated goals of the ACLU, from its own published Policy Issues:

the legalization of prostitution (Policy 211);

the defense of all pornography, including CHILD PORN, as “free speech” (Policy 4);

the decriminalization and legalization of all drugs (Policy 210);

the promotion of homosexuality (Policy 264);

the opposition of rating of music and movies (Policy 18);

opposition against parental consent of minors seeking abortion (Policy 262);

opposition of informed consent preceding abortion procedures (Policy 263);

opposition of spousal consent preceding abortion (Policy 262);

opposition of parental choice in children’s education (Policy 80)

– not to mention the defense and promotion of euthanasia, polygamy, government control of church institutions, gun control, tax-funded abortion, birth limitation, etc. (Policies 263, 133, 402, 47, 261, 323, 271, 91, 85).

Following is a case in point (from David Barton’s “America: To Pray or Not to Pray”).

In 1988, California was considering adopting legislation on sex education for public schools requiring that course material and
instruction should stress that monogamous heterosexual intercourse within marriage is a traditional American value.

The Senator promoting the bill received a letter of protest from the ACLU dated April 18, 1988 stating:

“It is our position that monogamous, heterosexual intercourse within marriage
as a traditional American value is an unconstitutional establishment of religious
doctrine in public schools…. We believe [this bill] violates the First Amendment.”

Truth is, liberals are unwilling to simply let others be, but rather seek to impose their UNgodliness upon Christians. It is a mission to
them and other atheists to pervert the freedoms of others. The ACLU does not run to the defense of those who are harmed; it aggressively seeks out opportunities to corrupt pure freedoms.

Yes Marlene, it is the one developed by Obama, Geithner, Jones, Bernake, Reid, and Pelosi to ensure that we have a society that is totally subservient to the DEMOCRAT led version of capatalism, which is synonymous with COMMUNISM.

I’m in total agreement TomW. What Jay both said and listed is one whale of a lot of evidence that makes nc look about as dumb as they usually are. On second thought, nope, probably won’t make one bit of difference to that useful idiot.

Sirian: D’oh! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

I think that you’re on to ‘em Joe!!!

True that! True that! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

I would have to agree with Joe; makes perfect sense. Knock them off, and keep their dough. They’ll never get away with it; as there is a higher law, and the “Supreme Judge”, who cannot be bribed, coerced, or intimidated. To Him, they will answer!

castaway,
Come on, man! Quit giving them more ammunition!!! That is completely uncalled for!! There are many, many GOOD God fearing/ loving black people!!!

Right one H. We have neighbors that are African American and they’re “cool”, God fearing patriots. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Karolyn you would nten lable youself as a Flip Flopper? Lmao

Karolyn,
You have an addiction? Oh my, isn’t there a government program that can help you break free from an addiction such as that? You’re leaning to far to the left while sitting on the fence – be careful, you just might fall into the pit that they are wishing you to do!! Just Kiddin’ Karolyn, just kiddin’. . .

Just curious – WHAT is your education? You’ve mentioned it on several blogs as if it’s something you’re extremely proud of.

Yes, Marlene, I am proud that I went back to school at 63 to acquire an Associates and then possibly on to a Bachelors. I have an extremely well-rounded life education, including being exposed to things that 90% of the population will never face. I was also well educated by a mother who wasn’t allowed to go to high school, who taught me the value of the English language.

karolyn,
Not to detract from ANYONES mother, but evidentially she didn’t teach you enough as you said the other night that you became addicted to something!! Just sayin!!

Yeah Karlolyn, just like Thomas Jefferson, a brilliant man, who had the Quran translated into English so we could better understand the Muslem pirates who were terrorizing our ships along the Barbary Coast of northern Africa, we should study our enimies! A few people in our government could learn a thing or two from ole’ TJ!!!

Joe – I said that I was addicted to this site. And intelligence, or lack thereof, has nothing to do with addiction. Some of the most artistic and intelligent people in history have been alcoholics and addicts. Some of the best people I have met in my life have been alcoholics and/or addicts. It has nothing to do with what you learn, and you couldn’t possibly know anything about it unless you studied it or were one.

Did you notice that she never really answered your question marlene?! It was like when Katie asked Sarah what magazines she read!!!

Kinda touchy isn’t she Joe?!

Associate and Bachelors in what. I too went back to school several times when I was past 60 to add to my skills to support myself and my family and to help grandchildren. That doesn’t mean I’m an intellectual, as you imply you are. I’m now 75 and daresay, I probably have a higher IQ than you, mostly from life experiences and working in varied fields. It’s been an interesting ride and even fun, at times. You seem to be consistently pro-Obama but what good, really, is he?

By the way, I really enjoy the rebuttals of you, Eddie, deerinwater and a select few. It’s so easy to put down liberals.

Marlene – How can you possibly say you have a higher IQ than anyone based on posts on a blog? I know that when I tested as a high schooler, my IQ was 138; and if life experience adds to that, then, wow, I must be way over the top! You have talked about humor? Well, you make me laugh more than Ben Crystal. For someone who says she’s not an intellectual, you sure could’ve fooled me. I have never represented myself as an intellectual – far from it. I do prefer to speak intelligently and not to put people down, though. If that’s being an intellectual, well, then, I plead guilty. FYI – when and if I choose a major, it will be in psychology/social services. I feel that we are all here to help each other, and that is our only reason to be here on earth – that, and to be joyful.

As far as Obama is concerned, he’s just another human being doing a job as best he can. If Ron Paul is on the ballot, I will vote for him; but I will never vote for Santorum or Romney.

How sad to believe this is what is really happening. If you could only open your mind to new possibilities, you would see that this fatalistic talk only strengthens that which you fear.

My preceding post was not supposed to be there but down below, where I am reposting it.

I guess you think that it’s gonna be you?!!

Tom, my comment was directed at Ben’s critics.

oops! ” immediately”

George Washington, Ben Franklin, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, ….. were all fear mongers by your way of thinking, which is why so many Americans stayed loyal to the British.
When countries outside your own down grade how free you are rated when compared with other countries you may want to step back and take a look at where you were and where you are headed.

Don’t count on it robert, don’t count on it at all.

Fear mongering? Now that’s rich, coming from the mouths of racist, bigoted, hetero-phobic, liberals!

Jay, D’oh! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

That’s nothing NC, you should be talking about how the libs are spending billions to hide Obama bin Laden’s past and keep Eric Holder from facing the electric chair. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Tormenting to whom?

While it’s true that I’m not a zealot, I assure you I’m not a liberal , i’m just far left of the many here that protest and resent government so badly, they would cut off their nose to spite their face and say inflammatory things they don’t actually mean for some-kind of “shock & awe” effect like they are some-kind of bada$$.

Government has caused me substantial grief over the years, costing me both time and hard cash as it restricted my activities and made demands I found most difficult to comply with as I struggled to conform. While at the same time government turned a blind eye to others, ignoring their business activities for 20 stinking years while I was left to compete.

That might not sound like a big deal to someone else so let me put it this way, 50,000.00 dollars x 20 =$1,000,000.00. Is that a big enough “deal” to make you sore?

Those 20 years came out of my 35 to 55 years, a working man’s most productive years. Years that I will never get back, never see again. That was a life style changing experience.

So please don’t confuse me as some great lover of Government. I’ve fought them and I’ve won a few and lose many times. BUT you can forget about government just going away and somehow everything will improve.

What the Federal let’s go of, the State will rush in and pick up just like what happen with Reagan Federal downsizing efforts, leaving you to trade one tax master that is far away for one that’s more local. Any improvements that might come of it will be small and the effects slow to realize. And it does not make a hoot & a holler who’s in power.

believe me, don’t believe me, it really doesn’t matter one way or the other.

Well thanks for offering it so politely. That is so unusual here.

Hitler agenda was somewhat cloaked and obscure in those early years as he mustered support and of course he entered politics with only 28% of the popular vote. I assume you are suggestion that some cloaking of intentions is in the works with the creation of this volunteer group?

I’m most willing to stay open to the possibility of course. For now, I’m not seeing the red flags that many seem to see. Now if this group starts taking on racial overtones, that would be a huge flag. It’s imperative that it doesn’t.

Buster is right. Read “the Rise and Fall of The Third Reich”. It was written by someone that was there and saw firsthand how Hitler rose to power.

Mein Kampf would also be a good source and the book titled, “The Mind of Adolf Hitler.” It was a study comprised by psychiatrists on his emotions, political beliefs, and lifestyle. Very informative. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

I saw an article (yesterday I think) that said it is very likely Hitler fathered a “love child” with a French woman during WWI.

Jay,
If there were never another libbie, they wuld still be making jokes about them 100 years from now!!! It’s just so damn EASY!!!!

Until we’re learning to speak Mandarin Chinese Jay, ching, ching!

It’s like Limbaugh says, the liberals are at their funniest when they are out of POWER, and they live up to their reputation ala Pelosi, Waters, etc.

Maybe your trying too hard to have to like this humor….I like it cause its so fake..the laugh track his eyes on delivery smilin just cracks me up…its almost as if I could hear the others standing in studio laughing trying to take this seriously…C’mon its like humor for first graders…yet something of his delivery makes me laugh.

Plop Plop Fiz Fiz Oh what a relief that was!!

If it’s NOT funny to you Karolyn, then why do you even bother with watching it? Doesn’t make a whole lot of sense what you just said. C’mon, you know Saturday is a day to play with all of this and have a good time instead of getting deep into the details and tossing grenades back and forth – LIGHTEN UP KID!!

But, alas, it is, funny! I guess some people will not laugh at something, that is not in line, or makes fun of their cherished, political views! But when the shoe is on the other-foot, well…ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Karolyn, let up on Ben! With his writers he is lucky to get this Saturday morning gig here at Conspiracy Central!

Dungbeetle Napaliono was slookin really manly with that shotgun, I was fooled for secont thinking it was Chris Christy.

Laus Deo
Semper Fi

and yet for all the criticism NC and Karolyn are here every Saturday. Surely you have better things to do for folks that so dislike the site and or Ben.

karolyn,
It’s supposed to be funnY not funn! And there are some people like yourself that wouldn’t laugh at ANYTHING conservative if they paid you cause you take it personal cause you voted this FAKE into office!!

Now, now, now, Libertytrain and Joe H. We all know that NC and karolyn are just here to stir the waters, as they have no purpose in life. They probably just sit around their lonely, cold, and quiet homes, with no life or friends. We should just pitty them. I know, let’s give them a pitty party, OK? 1, 2, 3, awwwwwww! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

and yer just too stupid

Hey Deerinthewater–Deerinthewater??? (offensive post removed)

Deermakingwater,
you missed one. “just when I thought “W” couldn’t be topped, along comes ODUMBERER!!!

I’ll put my money on Sarah Palin anyday over Obama bin Laden. How about the comedy surrounding Bill “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” Clinton, Hitlery, Feindyke, Boxer, Waters, Pelosi, Obama and Michelle bin Laden? Now there is comedy at its best. Their whole political careers have been nothing but jokes. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Conservative are often funny and a good laugh, this is not about conservatism or liberalism its about sick satire that no one should find funny and will not unless they too are sick

You know how it is smilee, humor is in the eyes of the Beholder. Can you comprehend this? FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

P.S. Whit some of the things you post, you dare to say someone’s sense of humor is sick? Isn’t this like the pot calling the kettle black? Neeeeed to be making that popping sound. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Tom – I certainly take no offense at Ben Crystal’s humor, or yours. I just furrow my brow and shake my head with disbelief at some of the inane remarks.

Wouldn’t you find it a bit boring if everybody thought the same? O guess simple people might like that. Seriously, how can you even say something like that in jest. “Yeah, let’s get rid of everybody who doesn’t think ,like we do!” Sounds like communism to me!

Wouldn’t you find it a bit boring if everybody thought the same?

Interesting comment, and that, coming from a liberal who wishes precisely that! How you liberals expose yourselves whenever you open your mouths, is the ultimate, in tragic comedy! Buffoons?

Perfectly said Jay.

It WOULD be GREAT if everyone DID THE RIGHT THING and didn’t intend what they say and do for evil serving satan, their fallen angel god.

Consider the sources guys!

I guess we need to look in the mirror on that remark, Karolyn.

“Suppose a nation in some distant region should take the Bible for their only law book and every member should regulate his conduct by the precepts there exhibited…What a Eutopia–what a Paradise would thisregion be!”

John Adams

Does this help you on anything you have said? I guess if your ilk wish to keep this nation divided, our nation will fall like Rome, Greece, and the Byzantine Empire. Here is a source that backs up what I’ve said. See what happens to the man for being a moron:

http://www.patriotupdate.com/15829/fox-host-kicks-atheist-off-show-for-insulting-jesus-the nativity

Is this you and your ilk? FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

They work for who????Where have you been?? Yeah I know Albania or what ever.

james f tibbs,
OH, You mean like LA???? rolling blackouts were common a couple of years ago!!! The greenies won’t let them build power plants so they have to buy power out of state!!! Typical liberal mindset of let somebody ELSE do it!!

Jay,
His moniker should be ” Do I really matter?”

Maybe it should read,”Do I really know what I’m talking about or am I a sheeple? FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Lol, both good one’s!

Talking about News station and Talk Shows being in the tank for Obama, reminded me of the other day when I was listening to Chris Mathews and Rachel Madcow…. Both of them were dissing Obama!!! I couldn’t believe my ears. I thought I was in the Twilight Zone or something. Both of them are usually looking for a spot without lip prints to kiss his butt….

Few and far between!

IF YOU SAY IT MATTERS, IT MATTERS FF!!!

But does it, really, really, really matter? Now that’s the question that really, really, really matters, for crying out-loud!

Burrrppp!

Jay! Retarded is not a very politically correct word!!! Special needs is a more friendly term. Come on Jay, get with the program!

Yes they are. The biggest onon the list is Michelle bin Laden. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Especially for all you moms out there Marlene!

http://thechildhealthsite.greatergood.com/clickToGive/chs/article/The-Mom-Song-by-Go-Fish398?origin=CHS_FACE_MOMS_ADGROUP_BLOG_MOMSONG_2-17_CTG

I wonder how many lunches Michelle has ever prepared for her progeny. NONE!

Hey Joe, did you know that toothpaste was invented at the University of Indiana and that if it would’ve been invented anywhere else that they would’ve had to call it teethpaste!!!

D’oh! I don’t think that vice grips would work either. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

I wish someone would research Water’s district, and reveal what percentage are African American, Black or whatever their people want to be called today. When they blindly vote over 90% Democrat, you can see why people of her ilk keep getting re-elected.

Totally true comment, Jukebox.

I second that motion Jukebox, fellow patriot. I guess it is true that more libs get elected by the dumbing down process. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

James, it is now the Republicans’ job in the House to police the ethics problems! What have you heard from them in the past 13 months on the subject?

James f tibbs, I hate to be the one telling you this, but the Democrat and Republican Parties are one and the same. There is no difference between the two. I`m not a Democrat, or Republican, I`m for the best people to do the job. I think the best people in my book are Sara Palin, with Allen West, and Ron Paul. All the others are determined too take us all kicking and screaming into the NWO. I think the best thing some people could do is turn off their TV`s, and quit buying into all the crap. I have a TV from 1970, black and white, that has not been turned on in 35 years. Nothing but junk on there anyway.

“…..robert I beg to differ. They are different for one wants to screw you bent over the table and the other wants to screw you bent over holding your ankles. Same results but different methods.

That is called “DEMOCRAT IMMUNITY”!

RIGHT ON BOB!!!

The plan makes you a slave, every city a prison, every American a prisoner, They will feed you GMO food to sterilize you and your children, floride in the water to make you docile, vaccinate to cause early death, just as you would probably retire. Healthcare designed to kill off the unfit – eugenics.

You and your offspring will become like cattle, in a world ruled by wannabegods humans that serve Lucifer.

That pretty much sums it up.

Laus Deo
Semper Fi

FF,
YUP! Sounds about right to me!!!

It’s called the NWO pepper, Right on FF! Pretty cut and dry!!! These people really exist, he not just being paranoid! All we can do is try and tell them guys!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE0iDVCtSXQ

Here is a pretty good video about Obama bin Laden:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yro63c7B7A&feature=related

FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Here is another good one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC7j6LMJWzl

FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

That’s deeper than Nancy Pelosi’s purse s c!

They were typical Progressives! Do as I say, not as I do!

AYYYEEEEE!!! You tell ‘em Tom, dumba$$ yankees! That’s why I belong to a Southern Baptist Church. All them SBC women cook like Paula Dean! You don’t have to worry about 6-pack abs if you belong to a SBC, ain’t nobody got ‘em!!!

Hey, I’m a Yankee, but I liked the South when we were stationed there. Georgia, Texas, Louisiana, and North Carolina. I even have relatives that live in Texas and Florida, so I hope you don’t count me in what you’ve posted. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Tom W. says:
February 18, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Every time I’m makin’ love to a fried pork chop dinner with homemade macaroni and cheese, collard greens w/fatback and some hot fresh cornbread and some Blue Bell ice cream for desert, I praise my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ that I was born in the south and that I wasn’t born either Jew or Muslim! Hallelujah!!! Amen!

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Blue Bell ice cream is the best, just add a fried pie!

Every time I’m makin’ love to a fried pork chop dinner with homemade macaroni and cheese, collard greens w/fatback and some hot fresh cornbread and some Blue Bell ice cream for desert, I praise my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ that I was born in the south and that I wasn’t born either Jew or Muslim! Hallelujah!!! Amen!

Tom W,

You sound like my mother.JoeH care to comment?John Wayne lover.

Tom W, I prefer turnip greens myself but thats just me and you forgot the big pot of Blackeye Peas.

Sick bigot!

So Joe H is a sick bigot? Care to look in the mirror and make a self evaluation on that? You said that you’ve been posting on this site for years, well so have I. But I’ve never come across your name till now, so what other names were you using, hmmm? FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

That’s an easy one Sirian; To know how odd ball Conservatives really think. Stalin was mentioned yet nothing was said about the numerous times right wingers have compared Obama to Hitler. Some of you can’t comprehend the dark side of Conservatism because a few of you have made it normal behavior.

Not only does Ben bat 1000, he knocks it outta the park every at bat! WHAT A SLUGGING PERCENTAGE!!! IT’S OUTTA HERE!!! Somewhere ole’ Harry Cary’s crackin’ open a cold Bud!
And speakin’ of Maxine, what ever happened to those charges she was supposed to be brought up on?! Is that issue still pending?!!

Pretty pathetic,calling people ‘Brownshirts’…meaning they are like Hitler’s Brownshirts who terrorized Jews in Nazi Germany. Such hyperbole and exaggeration gets us nowhere,and only makes the divide between sides in the country worse. Brownshirts? I wonder if Ben fully supports the Nazi-like drug war that locks up thousands of Americans a yr and adds to the police state mentality we have in this country? Does Ben support the attempts by the rightwing to use gov’t force against women and their doctors when deciding what a woman does w/ her own body? Let’s lock up doctors and women for exercising their liberty over their most personal decisions.

The rightwing is the party of Brownshirts when it really comes down to freedom and individual rights,like the right of two consenting adults to be married and receive the full benefits of marriage,or the right of minorities to receive equal opportunity in our schools and workplaces.

Hey denniso, a woman should have the say over her own body except when that involves the murder of an unborn baby! Only when the mother’s life is thought to be at a substancial risk should she be given the choice of whether or not to abort the pregnancy!

Denniso says it’s pathetic for Crystal to call Obama’s minions “brownshirts”, then proceeds to call the “rightwing” brownshirts. I guess that’s leftwing logic, or as reasoning people call it, hypocracy.

SSDD eh duhnisso? Same old lies, rhetoric, and innuendo? I would say nazi like politics that force people to pay for someone else’s BCP’s and cover abortion on demand in Obama bin Laden Care. Now that is nazi style politics. A woman has no right to kill the child inside her, unless it could be the death of both, like a tubal pregnancy which does kill both the mother and the child. Before you go screaming rape, look at this common sense video:

http://www.patriotupdate.com/videos/politichicks-does-rape-justify-abortion

Of course, once again you sound like the average sheeple. Right, baaaaa! Abortion, baaaaa! Obaaaaamaaaaa bin Laaaaaden! Chaaaaange! I guess you would really rit the mold of this next quote.

“By means of schrewd lies unremittingly repeatd, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell-and hell heaven. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed.”

Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

You sound like you have been indoctrinated perfectly and fit the mold that Hitler set up. I see you have changed your name. Many different names these days, same old nonsense. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Good posts Sirian, Tom W, and Searcher, fellow patriots. Let’s keep up the good fight! Oh duhnisso, I’ve found another video that you can watch to prove your stand on abortion a false one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPF1FhCMPuQ

The Gianna Jessen story. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Welcome samurai my brother! Say hey to sister sook!!!!

Will do Tom. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Denniso,
Perhaps you intensionally overlooked the left’s most prominate, and actual, I might add, Brownshirt. George Soros that is, who openly admits that working for Hitler was “The Happiest time in my life”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2U6Rl98PM

We reply….because we are MAD….AT THE LIES …

BS IS BS

If Ben was of Jon Stewart’s caliber, he would have his own show. There is no comparison. And don’t knock Jon Stewart; he knocks everybody.

Karolyn, personally, i think Ben would give Jon Stewart a run for his money!

harley, Ben is sooo much more than that!!!

(offensive line removed)!!! Please forgive me Lord, (offensive line removed)

Tom your comment is extremely insulting and ignorant! My daughter is one of Jerry’s kids. She has a muscle disease that affects her muscles not her brains. She is an honor roll student and Gate tested. Go educate yourself before you make stupid, insulting, and insensitive remarks in the future. Most kids who have a muscle disease are extremely intelligent. We spend most our time trying to educate people like you.

Tom W is a disgusting pig of a man…what does his ‘word’ c#%t mean? Anyone care to guess? Using that word toward a woman is more than pathetic and moronic…it shows his true colors as a misogynist(look it up neanderthal Tom). Once again,the rightwing here shows their disgusting side.

Hey harley, good to meet a brother on the road.

But sorry, Ben works hard but isn’t really in Stewart’s class (and Stewart often falls short too). I’d suggest a little more subtlety and a little less overt mugging.

If right wingers are the brown shirts , then leftists are surely Communist goon squads . One only has to pick up a history book to see Obama’s nature all over things . Elect a Communist you get Communism every time . And in being Politically correct , the liberal have set the COMMUNIST LOOSE IN AMERICA .

Kim – This gives you an idea of the mentality of many of the conservatives who post here. Sad that they give conservatives a bad name. Tom is one of the best, being an extremely religious Christian while bashing people left and right.

Harley, It’s only okay when the left does it.
(you should know that already)

I apologize Kim, I stand guilty as charged! I will not even try to defend myself.

And you never show anything of a disgusting or moronic side, eh duhnisso? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

P.S. You think what Tom said was bad, how about you referring to the right as nazis? That is worse, considering you have no idea of who the brownshirts really were and their mission. Haven’t made that popping sound yet?

Put a sock in it, denniso. I’ve read many of your posts. Who are you to call anyone a pig of a man, when you are nothing more then a hetero-phobic, anti-Christian, racist, bigot! Cultivating a little self-awareness wouldn’t in any way harm you, denniso; you two-faced, self-righteous liberal!

And Jay grabs duhnisso by the throat and there’s the chokeslam! There’s the cover and the count. 1, 2, 3! Ding, ding, ding! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Kim, well said.

Karolyn,
you are right, Ben is not of Jon Stuarts caliber, and GLAD I AM!! He’s better as proven by all the raggedy posts by all of you progs!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT, BEN!!! Keep the progs panties in a bunch!!!

Thanks guys, good lookin’ out!!!

That would be a wad Joe!

True, it is satire, very sick satire not good satire

is some of the things you post, smilee. Very sick humor at its best. Here a few facts about you and your ilk. Atheists have SIGNIFICANTLY more lifetime suicide attempts, more relatives who commit suicide, are younger, less often married, less often have children, and have less contact with family members. Atheists perceive fewer reasons for living, are more impulsve, aggressive, and more often abuse substances.

http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/abstract/161/12/2303

Get the point? Also, if you don’t like his sense of humor, why do you bother to come to this thread? If you don’t like it, then just leave. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

When a man calls a woman a c#%t,he is nothing but a low life pig. I’m glad to see Tom apoligized,but he’s still a pig. Calling extreme rightwingers ‘Nazis’ is no stretch or insult…they believe in repression and jail or death for those they disagree with. If you’re one of them then you are also a Nazi wannabe.

SSDD, eh duhnisso? Don’t forget, the nazis were socialists, ergo to the left of center. Neeeeed to study a bit mor and please make that popping sound. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

How can anyone lay claim to “righteousness?” It is in the eye of the beholder.

Anyone who so wishes! Redemption is offered to everyone, Karolyn! Oh oh, seriously hope that doesn’t blow-up your circuitry!

Most excellent point Basher!!! You can bash ‘em all day bro! You certainly wouldn’t know anything about it Karlolyn.

Even her Jay?!!

Are you sure?!!

Well said Bob and keep up the good fight! Jay, ha, ha, ha, ha! I needed another laugh. The libs on this thread are very funny today. Now this is a first. Usually it is hard to tell amongst their lies, rhetoric, and innuendo. You are also correct Jay. Anyone is able to have this through God and Jesus. Keep up the good fight, fellow patriots! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Yes, Tom,
Even karolyn with all her denying of Gods word can get redemption just by askng for forgivness and her starting to truely believe in Jesus and God!! All she has to do is Give her life over to God!!

Are you sure Joe?!!

Yes it is Tom. God and Jesus will always welcome us back, no matter how long we have strayed away. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

P.S. Did you know there is a new group calling itself God and Country? It is based out of Tyler, Texas.

http://www.cbs19.tv/story/16960052/group-aims-to-bring-god-into-politics

The real natural universal belief.
The benefits
Most people have a sense that there is something greater than the self or than the human race. And indeed there is. It’s the planet, and at a broader level the entire Universe .

The WPM’s naturalistic reverence for Nature can satisfy the need for a feeling of belonging to a greater whole, without sacrificing logic or respect for evidence and science. As one member put it, it is spirituality without absurdity.

It does not require faith in miracles, invisible entities or supernatural powers.
It accepts and affirms life joyously. It does not regard this life as a waiting room or a staging post on the way to a better existence after death.
It has a healthy and positive attitude to sex and life in the body.
It teaches reverence and love and active concern for Nature. Nature was not created for us to use or abuse – Nature created us, we are an inseparable part of her, and we have a duty of care towards her.
It enthusiastically embraces the picture of a vast, creative and often violent Universe revealed by the Hubble Space Telescope. We need a spirituality in keeping with this new knowledge, not one that seeks to deny or explain away parts of it.
It does not simply co-exist uncomfortably with science: it fully embraces science as part of the human exploration of the awesome Cosmos. However, this does not mean we believe that science can answer all questions, nor that we endorse all modern technologies regardless of their impact on Nature: The World Pntheist Movement:

I remember reading in a very old book something that descibes you and this pantheon belief of yours.

“But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For ye shut up the Kingdom of Heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering, to go in.
Woe unto you scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For ye devour widows’ houses and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.
Woe unto you scribes and Phaisees, hypocrites! For ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte; and when he is made, ye make him two fold more the child of hell then yourselves.”

Jesus Christ, King James Bible
Matthew 23 verses 13-15

That is what those that believe in this way are doing through themselves and you. You are just too blind to see the truth of the matter. There is no other God but God and Jesus is his son. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

P.S. The same could be said about Obama bin Laden, progressives, and many liberals on this site. 하나님하고 나라를 위해서!

There is no hell. This link leads to retired Episcopal Bishop Spong talking about hell, followed by other videos regarding why people are dropping out of Christianity, etc. It really is all about control!
http://www.forbiddenknowledgetv.com/videos/new-age/priest-hell-invention-to-control-people-with-fear.html

If you believe what that heretic is saying Karolyn, then you are just as lost as Rob “Wrote that check yet” Smith. Christianity is not about control. It’s about having faith in God and accepting Jesus as your personal savior. How is that controling someone? FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Liberal bible translations are attempts to distort Biblical text to support liberal ideals. These efforts are often funded better than straightforward translations, and typically benefit from more promotional and advertising funds.

Here are some common signs of a liberal translation:

Political correctness towards gender by using “gender inclusive” language
Downplaying the existence of Hell and God’s judgment
Downplaying the deity of Jesus
Downplaying the power of the Holy Spirit
Denying the prophecy of the virgin birth of Jesus
Downplaying the prohibition on homosexuality
Downplaying the differences between men and women
Editorializing on passages to push a liberal point of view
Adding content

Examples of Liberal Translations

Today’s New International Version, Amplified Bible, Jerusalem Bible, New Jerusalem Bible
New American Standard Bible (NASB), Moffatt Bible, Good-speed Bible, Revised Standard Version Bible, Revised English Bible, New American Bible

Most modern English translations strive, in varying degrees, for some amount of gender inclusive language. A weak form is to change “brother” to “member of the church”; a strong form is to change “brother” to “brother or sister.” The New International Version did not impose gender inclusive language, but its revisions and updates do; the Holman Christian Standard Bible was a recent rejection of the approach of gender inclusive language. This is a liberal revision of the popular and better New International Version.

Probably the most conservative on this list, this Bible remains on the list for imposing gender-inclusive language. “Several unfortunate translations of key verses have tainted it with charges of liberalism and the fact that the copyright is owned by the National Council of Churches has reinforced the negative image.” This version is favored by liberal American Catholics, but is rejected by some conservative Catholics as too liberal, primarily for its insistence on gender inclusive language. It is used by the Vatican on its web site, while the Catechism of the Catholic Church uses the Revised Standard Version, Catholic Edition (RSV-CE), a slightly modified version of the Revised Standard Version.

Modern version of the Holy Bible: Liberal Edition for Dummies. Read this book to learn how to be a liberal and serve God.

Recent changes were made to the book, to make it easier on the eyes and easier to understand. Since, the average modern Liberal has the IQ of Potato Salad, the whole book had to be rewritten into a more modern, simpler, and revised format. It sums everything in under 100 pages, and most of them are pictures. It includes hints and tips as well as examples. It helps to explain how to be a modern liberal, and how to take advantage of technology and the media. It outlines the marketing plan that liberals need to follow when communicating with the unwashed masses of the public. It guides liberals in their quest for power, by learning how to grab attention by any means possible. It has forwards by Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, John Kerry, Al Gore, and many other famous liberals. It is written to help you, and others, to learn to get in touch with their liberalism in a more modern format.

Use it against those heathens, and infidels out there who speak out against our liberal, degenerate way of life. Learn to unleash that liberal power that is inside of you, and shine your light into the world to expose the darkness. After all, it is only our opinions and views that matter, as we are the chosen people of the planet and we deserve to be in power. This new modern version of the book also comes with audio tapes and CDs, for those of us who cannot read. It has been a favorite of many prisons and hotels, replacing the Gideon’s Bible and other books in the best seller list. Read it every day and learn the truth, preach and convert others over to our side. Live up to your potential by reading this book.

What is liberal Christian theology?”

Answer: In liberal Christian teaching, which is not Christian at all, man’s reason is stressed and is treated as the final authority. Liberal theologians seek to reconcile Christianity with secular science and modern thinking. In doing so, they treat science as all-knowing and the Bible as fable-laden and false. Genesis’ early chapters are reduced to poetry or fantasy, having a message, but not to be taken literally (in spite of Jesus’ having spoken of those early chapters in literal terms). Mankind is not seen as totally depraved, and thus liberal theologians have an optimistic view of the future of mankind. The social gospel is also emphasized, while the inability of fallen man to fulfill it is denied. Whether a person is saved from his sin and its penalty in hell is no longer the issue; the main thing is how man treats his fellow man. “Love” of our fellow man becomes the defining issue. As a result of this “reasoning” by liberal theologians, the following doctrines are taught by liberal quasi-Christian theologians:

1) The Bible is not “God-breathed” and has errors. Because of this belief, man (the liberal theologians) must determine which teachings are correct and which are not. Belief that the Bible is “inspired” (in that word’s original meaning) by God is only held by simpletons. This directly contradicts 2 Timothy 3:16-17: “All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.”

2) The virgin birth of Christ is a mythological false teaching. This directly contradicts Isaiah 7:14 and Luke 2.

3) Jesus did not rise again from the grave in bodily form. This contradicts the resurrection accounts in all four Gospels and the entire New Testament.

4) Jesus was a good moral teacher, but His followers and their followers have taken liberties with the history of His life (there were no “supernatural” miracles), with the Gospels having been written many years later and merely ascribed to the early disciples in order to give greater weight to their teachings. This contradicts the 2 Timothy passage and the doctrine of the supernatural preservation of the Scriptures by God.

5) Hell is not real. Man is not lost in sin and is not doomed to some future judgment without a relationship with Christ through faith. Man can help himself; no sacrificial death by Christ is necessary since a loving God would not send people to such a place as hell and since man is not born in sin. This contradicts Jesus Himself, who declared Himself to be the Way to God, through His atoning death (John 14:6).

6) Most of the human authors of the Bible are not who they are traditionally believed to be. For instance, they believe that Moses did not write the first five books of the Bible. The book of Daniel had two authors because there is no way that the detailed “prophecies” of the later chapters could have been known ahead of time; they must have been written after the fact. The same thinking is carried over to the New Testament books. These ideas contradict not only the Scriptures but historical documents which verify the existence of all the people whom the liberals deny.

7) The most important thing for man to do is to “love” his neighbor. What is the loving thing to do in any situation is not what the Bible says is good but what the liberal theologians decide is good. This denies the doctrine of total depravity, which states that man is capable to doing nothing good and loving (Jeremiah 17:9) until He has been redeemed by Christ and given a new nature (2 Corinthians 5:17).

There are many pronouncements of Scripture against those who would deny the deity of Christ (2 Peter 2:1)—which liberal Christianity does. Scripture also denounces those who would preach a different gospel from what was preached by the apostles (Galatians 1:8)—which is what the liberal theologians do in denying the necessity of Christ’s atoning death and preaching a social gospel in its place. The Bible condemns those who call good evil and evil good (Isaiah 5:20)—which some liberal churches do by embracing homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle while the Bible repeatedly condemns its practice.

Bishop Spong is no great thinker but his frequent outbursts do help to shed some light on the crisis facing Anglicanism and on the role of bishops. When Bishop Spong speaks of Christian doctrine, he gives no sign of believing that Christianity is a revealed faith and that the scriptures and tradition have authority because they witness to this revelation. Instead he plays theological Lego, constructing creeds and dogmas from whatever takes his fancy. In his ‘Call for a New Reformation’ he is certain that the Book of Genesis gets it all wrong but takes Freudian mythology seriously. I wonder how many psychiatrists today would agree with that? Darwin is praised without any recognition of the evil consequences that have flowed from a rigid adherence to some of his views. His theory of the survival of the fittest led him to dismiss what the called the ‘barbarous races’ of the world and provided justification for racist policies in Nazi Germany and South Africa.

But when he appeals to Freud and Darwin or pours scorn on traditional beliefs, Spong is making use of a methodology that is also followed by many Anglican theologians who somehow usually manage to arrive at slightly more orthodox conclusions. Most Anglican theology is rationalist. Although ritual genuflections are made in the direction of scripture, reason and tradition ( with experience often added to the list) it is rarely made clear how they are meant to function in shaping theological reflection. Catholic Anglicans usually stress tradition, charismatics emphasize experience, evangelicals appeal to scripture and liberals give the last word to reason. With the virtual disappearance of the 39 Articles as a standard of belief, there are few texts other than the Nicene and Apostles’ creeds that are seen as authoritative in shaping our understanding of scripture. As Stephen Sykes has pointed out, Anglicans have a theory of how to think about doctrine but little to tell them what to believe or how to behave. They have a theological method but few conclusions.

Well said Jay! We also both know that Bishop Spong is just a heretic. Here is a video about the heretic in action. It is ver specific as to is herecy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGl1RWlakj0

FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Sadly, bishop spong has lost his way, has become a degenerate tool, and is in desperate need of rescue! He should be viewed with pity, for he is nothing more then a babbling, blind-fool, groping aimlessly in the dark! Do not take this man seriously, nor give his words any consideration; lest you become infected!

I won’t let him influence me Jay. BTW, maybe we should tell this to Rob Smith the next time we see him. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Scientific Pantheism – the World Pantheist Movement
http://www.pantheism.net/paul/index.htm –
Pantheism. The Web’s leading resource on pantheist history, theory and practice.Come everyone and Join.Let’s put an end to ignorance,religious bigotry and racism

Creation ex nihilo – without God
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/mark_vuletic/vacuum.html –
Even in a perfect vacuum, pairs of virtual particles are constantly being created and destroyed. … The matter in the universe is made out of positive energy.

Vacuum Physics
http://the-great-learning.com/vaccum-physics.htm –
The matter in the universe is made out of positive energy. … universe began as a perfect vacuum and that all the particles of the material world were created from …

Coal Miner,
2TIM 3:
5Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

6For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

7Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

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Well said Gary, fellow patriot! Coal Miner, you can be an atheist (No religion follwers of satan) and still be racist and show bigotry. Religion is not required for these to be present in any society. Usually religion strives to rid societies of these things. Neeeeed to make that popping sound. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

P.S Read my earlier posts to you and smilee. They’re very informative.

What can I say?? There is some guy with dennisokeefedennisxxxx. He seems to be naming himself like some big “liberal college graduate”– useless word (to confuse people”, (example antidisestablishmentarinsm)! Seems to be as champoin of abortion!
For a change I agree with him — UNDER CERTIAN CONDITIONS! And that is that everybody that believes in and wants legalized abortion sholud be the first ones to be killed…. This would reduce the rate of helpless babies to be “deceased” (abortion murdered)-considerably! Wonder if “Mr. Bright” ever stopped to think why Social Security is running out of money?? Could it be that several million helpless babies who were murdered “legall” are not paying Social Security now?? And when this “loverly generation of believers” reaches the age of retirement, there will be none!!

Hey Dntmkmecmoverther, I think you must belong to the club!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzRQyt0aTHA

HUMOR, your sick too, its way over the line of simple decency

Since when do you determine what is decent and what isn’t, smilee? I think that is beyond your mental capacity, don’t you? If you don’t like what he is saying, then don’t listen to the video. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

P.S. Actually the real humor is calling Obama bin Laden the POTUS. He is actually the COOTUS. The Community Organizer of the United States.

Excellent point Meme! The only time that they can take it is when they are dishing it out!!! Well I gonna go work in the yard, I’ll holla’ at y’all latta!

What I want too know is, who are those people you named off?? I don`t watch TV, and I don`t read the local news papers, so I am at a loss as too who these people are. Thats really not fair, I bet I`m missing a good joke.

You would lose but none of them have ever gone this far over the line, thus acceptable but nasty is nasty from what ever source

Bill maher’s never been nasty or gone over the line? Who the hell are you trying to kid?

Just ignore smilee (Kang), for he is just here to stir the waters. He possesses no intellectual capacity for the truth or to have quality dialogue. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

SIC ‘EM Jay!!!

D’oh! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

LIBTARDS!!! LOL, LOL, LOL!!! Good one Owen!

Moron is right. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Tom,
It’s an oxymoron. yoiu know, like calling the seven foot guy “shorty”. Or the 450 pound guy “tiny”. I guess the best example would be to call smilee “smarty”!!!

You’re absolutely right Joe! I never thought twice about it but now that you point it out it’s like what Ross Perot said, “It’s as plain as the ears on my head!”

Yes he makes himself up to be big. I guess you can say that he is trying to make for something else that is small. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Freedom,
Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

Ditto!

Ha, ha, ha, ha! Good one, fellow patriot! How about this one?

Q: Why is it a good thing to bury liberals?
A: Because deep down they are really nice people.

FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

samurai,
Make that around TEN foot! Cause it’s DEEP, DEEP down!!!

I salute all of ya brother Patriots!!!

Freedom Fighter,
It’s good to poke fun at your advisaries.
Imagine the hushed humor that circulated behind the backs of Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot and Mao.

“Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so.”

- Ronald Reagan

Ha, ha, ha, ha! Very funny and very true Vigilant. Here’s one about Bill Clinton:

You know that when we are in love with someone we give them pet names like, dear, honey, and sweatheart. When Bill is with Hillary, he calls her is little buttercup. When Bill is with Monica, he call her his little suction cup.

I hope this don’t offend anyone. If it offends liberals, oh well. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Call it like it is vieteravet!!!

BEN CRYSTAL FOR PREZ 2012!!!
GIVE ‘EM HELL BEN!

I don’t think she ever (just assuming gender) took it out poorman!

Poorman,
The day would be MORE productive if smilee picked at the lint in his navel!!!

The person is an ostrich, except they have their head buried up their arse. There is a quote tht would match people, like smilee, to a “T”:

“…to attain a serious end it behooves not to stop at any means or count the victims sacrificed for the sake of that end.”

Protocol 15: The Wise Elders of Zion

Also, the lib, gay loving, baby killing, marxists on this site also need to remember this:

“They who are decrying the Christian religion are undermining the solid foundation of morals, the best security for the duration of free governments.”

Charles Carroll of Carrollton

They really neeeeed to be making that popping sound. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Ifu don’t like what Ben has to say, then leave. Isn’t it amazing how 2 different people use the term “over the top distortions?” FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Steve,
Just how sick does that make YOU?? You say it’s sick and over the top, yet you watch it, listen to it, and post about it!! Why don’t you go do something useful? for you, that would even be standing on your head and stackig BBs through your nose!!!

Stirred up a hornets nest did ya son?!!

Joe H, D’oh! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Joe makes a good point. If some find the material on this site objectionable, and complain that it disturbs their delicate constitutions; why are they here? Its bad enough we have to suffer the progressives, but it seems, the sadomasochists as well!

I don’t know about delicate constitutions, but they definately have no conscience. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Steve said:
“This is the first time i have come across this Ben Whatever. Boy, is this dude sick! I just cant understand how any ethically minded person might resort to this kind of over the top distortions.”

Ben is right on the money, but I had a similar reaction the first time I witnessed Keith Olbermann, Ed Schultz and Chris (tickle me Barack) Matthews!!! These three stooges are living proof that after a while, humans can learn to endure things that would make a billy-goat puke!!!

Hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!!!

Nobody endure so much VITRIOLIC lingo as Bush did,Entire media are “laker cheerleaders”for berry,remember Chris Matthews-”Shivers in my knees”when berry READS THE TELEPROMPTER about 57States and he has one more to go… Being in Indonesia till age 14,no wonder he has no CLUE about Our nation. Remember,he didn’t wear OUR FLAG_pin,not to OFFEND anyone.How about being present with michelle in FLAG_burning? with jeromiah wright in Chicago? Or he wants to change our ANTHEM,since/his words,not mine/it is too BELLICOSE,to appease MUSLIM brethren?We really FELL ASLEEP WITH THIS “IMPOSTOR”in the White House.

If you think that is bad, watch this video of how a democrat congressman calls pregnancy a disease.

http://visiontoamerica.org/8613/democrat-congresswoman-pregnancy-is-a-disease/

Watch the video and read the article. It’s hard to believe that lib, gay loving, baby killing, marxist liberal would say it is a sickness to get pregnant. What will they think of next? FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

Well, if you don’t like it, then don’t watch the video. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

I access this site from time to time just to see the latest posts from some of the extremists. What you see is pretty shocking and little correct information is to be found but it is revealing how much stupidity, distorted and factually incorrect information is to be found along with psychological dysfunctionality. Don’t waste your time trying to bring any intelligent thought to this snakepit. You will only wind up feeling more discouraged.

William, just be quiet. If you don’t like the site, then leave or don’t post anything. I see you fail to have the proper amount of mental capacity to understand what I’m saying, so take a hike. Good debate? When you bring some facts and sources to the table, then we can have a proper debate.

“In the presence of the most holy, undivided Trinity…”

Treaty of Paris 1783

This treaty officially ended our Revolution with England. It also shows our Christian founding and beliefs. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

P.S. Your wording and sentence structure looks familiar.