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Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

August 6, 2011 by  

Ben Crystal

is a 1993 graduate of Davidson College and has burned the better part of the last two decades getting over the damage done by modern-day higher education. He now lives in Savannah, Ga., where he has hosted an award-winning radio talk show and been featured as a political analyst for television. Currently a principal at Saltymoss Productions—a media company specializing in concept television and campaign production, speechwriting and media strategy—Ben has written numerous articles on the subjects of municipal authoritarianism, the economic fallacy of sin taxes and analyses of congressional abuses of power.

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  • Tom F

    Great stuff and very funny! We definitely need some comic relief from all our wonderful “hope and change” we can bereave in.

  • Carol

    It makes me vomate to think he is Leo I used to be so proud to be a Leo now he even messed that up.

    I knew a liar from the very start and nobody would listen and now get rid of him will be very difficult because the idiots in Washington hang on his every word.

    • http://peronalliberty Kevin

      hey I agree, but it’s not just Washington Idiots, there are way to many more everywhere else too!

      • JUKEBOX

        As Ron White says, YOU JUST CAN’T FIX STUPID.

    • Karen

      Carol,
      I too am a Leo and I feel the same way about our thug-in-chief. He must be replaced and it’s up to “we, the voters” to vote him out!!! NO SECOND TERM!!!
      krizma

  • Void1972

    Strange how Seal team six was killed in Afghanistan.
    All those who took out bin laden died in a helicopter crash?
    I don’t like the odds.
    Dead men don’t talk.
    America under obama just gets more and more bizarre!

    • Carol

      Sounds like a inside job like inside the White House and he doesn’t really care about the truest of truest Americans and he was afraid that these wonderful would tell the truth about what really goes on in the White House.

    • s c

      Void, the message means get our military OUT of that part of the world. Some will take this to mean that we need to go on yet another crusade and seek revenge. We have no business being there. This crap amounts to a slow death via quicksand. Get out. Stay out.
      We were NOT meant to fight other people’s wars. Madison was right. When you can’t tell the difference between the good guys and the bad guys (and that INCLUDES the worthless bastards in Washington), you’re in the WRONG place(s). Solve the problem. GET OUT – while we can.

      • Void1972

        sc
        Couldn’t agree more!

      • JUKEBOX

        The Russians learned an expensive lesson there long ago. We just need to make that place another Hiroshima.

    • Jay

      According to CNN, it wasn’t the same seal team that took Bin Laden out. But can we trust the media to tell the truth? Sure enough, and eventually, the truth will come out!

      • MRMO

        I DO NOT THINK THEY KILLED BIN LADEN ! I’M SORRY BUT THEY JUST GOT RID OF THE BODY TO QUICK (SO AS NOT TO UPSET THE PEOPLE OF THE MIDDLE EAST). AND TO DUMP IT IN THE SEA SO NO ONE CAN SAY OTHERWISE, IT’S JUST WRONG AND TO EASY! WITH AS LONG AS WE WERE AFTER HIM, AND ALMOST NO ONE SAW THE BODY OTHER THAN COVERED UP…
        I THINK WE SHOULD SEARCH THE THE BASEMENT OF THE WHITE HOUSE. I WOULD NOT DOUBT OBUMMER HAS HIM HIDING DOWN THERE UNTIL IT’S SAFE TO KILL MORE AMERICANS….

  • Palin12

    I liked the part about Obama’s 50th birthday, or was it his 57th?

    • s c

      Palin12, if I had to guess, the prez probably scribbled something on one of his hands so he’d remember how old he is. So did he take his teleprompter with him so he wouldn’t forget anything?
      Last, I’d like to know how bad taxpayers were screwed so we could have the dubious pleasure of ‘redistributing wealth’ in his direction. He could have had as good a time by taking everyone out to the nearest McDonald’s.

      • Palin12

        …and now Michelle says Obummer deserves another term because of how white his hair has turned!

      • CJM

        Palin12: She just told some interviewer he uses hair coloring…truth is, he probably was using hair color long before he stole the White House. Funny how lying can change one’s features, isn’t it.

      • JUKEBOX

        He wants to avoid any mention of anything WHITE, because he wants everyone to think he is black, and not just half assed black.

  • jim

    Who really knows when the idiot’s birthday is? I think it was just another excuse to have a party and spend more tax payers money. Biden probably needed more booze and Pelosi needed more drugs.

    • CJM

      jim: If we really want to know when obama’s day of birth really is, we will have to call the chicken hatchery in Kenya to find out the date he actually hatched and made his first ‘peep.’ (you have to remember, the hatchery didn’t have the teleprompter).

  • http://none Scott Ezell

    In response to the great eight: One thing Biden isnt is a grownup. At least not mentally. Hes more inmature/out of touch than Obama. Thats saying a lot.

  • Thor

    The dissolution of the USSR left many communists out of work…with nothing to do. Surely didn’t think they’d all come to the US! But, now that they are here, who’s surprised to find them working in government? Don’t think it’s fair, though…the job market being what it is.

    • gataheart

      JOBS? least of your worries! Give more thought to loss of your LIFE AND FREEDOM(s). THAT is ‘o’s CHANGE. “America is no longer a ‘Christian Nation’”. Who or What is in ‘the Government’ is so important. THAT is Why there are no jobs. THAT is Why we are losing our Freedoms, overnight! I can FEEL revolution. ‘o’s “CHANGE” is to bring the terrorists, their [HIS] RELIGION ISLAM along w/it’s mayhem INTO OUR COUNTRY. UNPLUG THE MILITARY AND ..a COUP DELUXE! If the military is rendered irrelevant, then his Muslim Bro’s, his American Bro’s [who think only in terms of 'color and stash'] and his newfound ‘friends’ LaRaza and all other HATE America Groups ..can render this Country to it’s knees. Especially if they can take your GUNS! Better drink up. We have stiff TEA to down!

  • http://MSN Mickey Simon

    I heant to say “embracing”, Forgive me

  • http://MSN Mickey Simon

    Even though the ex-Soviets and China have abandoned socialism, this USA administration is embrassing it. It certainaly brought many European nations to their knees. This administration has side-lined the standing of the US

  • Rocky

    MY favorite news media by far.I wonder when Obama’s thugs are going to classify us as “extremist” as the continued effort to control free speech and thought continues. It will be a cold day in haedes when I convert to Islam and turn this country over to socialism and king Obama.He never risked his life and limb to defend the freedoms we enjoy today, except hit us with a lot of communist bs.

    • ron miller

      Some people(Obamanites) never wake up! Their just like the Jim Jones followers of old!! Jimmy Carter has never looked so good now, LOL!!!

      • CJM

        ron: if I had to choose between odummberbummber and Carter, I’ll take Carter any day of the week. At least he didn’t lie to you.

      • JUKEBOX

        Yeah, and at least Carter and his family did have some business experience, and a modicum of knowledge about what a budget means.

  • Warrior

    Well, well, well. Looky what we have here. S&P downgrades US debt rating. Those stupid people at S&P! I’ll wager those S&P people are all Tea Partiers. How else would one explain their behavior?

    • tomcat

      how stupid are you??????? democrats have brought this on.

      • Jerry

        Tomcat, You don’t think Warrior is serious, I think he’s just being facetiuos?

      • tomcat

        hope ur right jerry

      • JeffH

        Believe it! Warrior was being just a little bit sarcastic plus he read it in a Washington Post editorial written by Arrianna Huffington.

    • http://Moreexpensive,moreunknowproblems. Lewis Munn

      They might also be astute financial people, understanding fully the situation. And taking the appropriate action in spite of potential political consequences.

      But Obama may surprise them, from behind with blackjacks, and change their rating methods!

      • JUKEBOX

        Obama must be ecstatic about the downgrade, otherwise, how could he be so happy and smiling at his Fundraising Birthday Party. That was the epitome of CLASS WARFARE at $38,500 per seat. I would hesitate to have dinner with him, if he paid me $38,500, even though it would offset my SS cuts over the last 2 years.

  • professor

    Enjoyed it, especially the “57th birthday” comment!

    And, “Reading for Dummies,” was priceless.

  • Jim

    Let me see if I can get this right. We now have a “Super” congress. If my facts are right, this “congress” will consist of an even number of democrats and republicans. Then I heard if these guys can’t agree on a “compromise”, none other than Obummer will be the tie breaker. Now what could possibly go wrong if this is true??
    They always say, “you can drive a horse to drink, but you can’t make him smoke”. Wait, is that how it goes? Anyway, the democrats seem to be capable of leading these so called senior republican members of congress around by their noses. Then to make matters worse, the guys we elected who were supposed to make sure this kind of stuff didn’t happen, jumped on the bandwagon and helped give Obummer a deal to further rob the future citizens of the country of their freedom and cash.
    I believe it is time to remove the rest of the deadwood from congress in 2012. Then the “freshmen” that survive this catastrophe, will be senior members of congress. Maybe in the next three or four election cycles we can elect a congress that works for the people.

  • Airangel

    Sorry, it is youtube…here’s the link if you want to post on facebook or twitter…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ZU1RtKBkc

    You can also type youtube.com and then search Personal Liberty Digest for all their videos.

  • Airangel

    You should put this on youtube so I can post it on Facebook – Love it!

  • Clipper

    How Do I share This?

  • dan

    Race-pimping democratic mouth-piece….roflmao…..or is it 57….
    absolutely priceless.Ben, you’ve made my weekend.

    • JUKEBOX

      If you think his birthday FUND RAISER was something, just wait until he goes on his 57 STATE bus tour, which we will be paying for, and is actually a covert campaign tour.

      • http://yahoo William

        Hi Jukebox, keep reading and looking at new maps. and can not find our 7 new states on it anywhere? wonder when obama and his cronies got them added to the United States and exactly where they are?
        William

      • http://aol.com aconcerned1

        there are three in Ill. three in calf. and one in D.C for the imigrant states.

  • Terri

    Good mornin’ to ya Mr. Crystal! I love Saturday mornings. For that is when I get to listen to your ‘weekly updates’. “And the hits keep on comin’”. Thank you; sir, for your keen insights and ‘capitol’ humor

  • Rick

    I just wish Sheila Jackson-Lee would read the Constitution (over and over again) until she gets it!

    • Jeffrey

      Send her a copy of the constitution, you would be surprized at how many people have no knowledge of it even those that are in goverment.

    • Gerd

      Congresscritter Shiela can’t read the constitution. Too many big words. Starting with c-o-n-s-t-i-t-u-t-i-o-n. What does that mean?

      • JUKEBOX

        To Sheila it means the Moon and Mars are the same planet. This is what we have serving in Congress, people who are educated far beyond their intelligence quotient.

    • crystal

      That would take a really really long time. My son will be grown and married by that time.

      • OB1

        Thanks Ben, as always. It is my sense of humor as well as my faith that has enabled me to encourage my own customers as well as my family. You have a great sense of humor!

    • CJM

      The problem is, Rick, she is illiterate in terms of reading comprehension. Asking her to understand the US Constitution and the Declaration is like telling your dog to set the plane on autopilot so the two of you could play rummy in flight.

      • USAF VET

        My late wife had reading comprehension problems, but she had the God given sense to ask questions, and if she still didn’t understand she just told me to read it to her so she could understand. That’s the difference between an intelligent person and one who just doesn’t care. She also understood the Constitution because she always asked questions. Even though I hated school, because of her, I’m glad my parents, who cared about us, insisted we get a good education.

    • http://n/a KatladyWA

      I don’t think that Sheila can read…so why waste a copy of the Constitution? Better that we start back teaching it in schools, again.

      I’m 76 yr old patriot and am sorry at what I’m leaving for my offspring. I had two ancestors, from Scotland, that served in the
      Revolutionary War and I’ll bet they are turning over in their graves.

      Keep up the good work.

      • Isaac Davis

        May The Good Lord bless those two fine Scotsmen, and wipe their tears, for we have been poor stewards of the nation they fought for to bring into this world.

  • http://aol shirley ford

    Hey BEN,Looks like everyone who voted for CHANGE got their wish… and for the rest of us,WELL, we too can VOTE FOR CHANGE….GOD BLESS AMERICA.AND IN GOD WEEEEEE TRUST

    • MRMO

      COME ON WE GOT CHANGE WITH O’BUMMER, NOW THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS BEING RUN LIKE IL. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND SCREW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE… WE ARE ON PAR WITH THE US AS FOR BEING BROKE $$$, BUT ARE GOV JUST SIGNED THE DREAM ACT FOR IL. TO PAY FOR SCHOOLING PLUS BENNIES FOR THE WHY SHOULD I BECOME AN AMERICAN BUNCH (YES ILLEGALS).. SEE HE HAS TURNED THE WHOLE COUNTRY INTO A BIG IL. HIS DEM. BUDDIES SURE ACT LIKE THERE FROM IL. AS WELL…

      • OB1

        Jerry Brown, the newly elected governor of California, just did it too.
        Now Cali has the Dream Act. People are moving out as fast as they can. No one is moving in except…..you figure out the rest.

  • L

    Ben, you always nail it. Watch out or Obummer might send one of his flash mobs after you!!!

  • http://aol.com sean murrey ILLInio

    Obummer can go to hell.

    • gataheart

      whatever part fits in a ‘HAT basket’!

    • letitsnow1

      well if we don’t get rid of obama, he won’t have to go far to get to hell, for this will be hell.vote him out in 2012.

      • http://naver samurai

        True, but let’s hope 2012 hurries up and gets here. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

    • jim deffendall

      I hope its before the end of the year

  • Rob Weinhold

    Love it, Ben! – A Tea Party “Extremist”

    • skip

      August 8 – another great day for the Tea Party. One police officer shot dead for no reason in San Diego, and 7 shot dead in Ohio. No matter who gets shot, it seems it always an unhinged crazy seems to be responsible. They all seem to carry guns. Bravo guys!

      • Bill

        Skip,

        They will get guns from anywhere, no matter what.

        Jay,

        Great video again. No budget from the Dem. Congress for how many years? Sheila Jackson Lee never read the Healthcare bill, but she has to read the budget, what a winner, (Sarc).

      • Jana

        Skip,
        No, its another great day for the left wing terrorists, and obviously you.

      • Les

        The guns were supplied to them by the BATF.

      • Wu Ming Ren

        The crazies will remain crazy, whether they have a gun to wave or poison to put in a salad bar. Shut up already about guns. Take away guns, and they’ll make IEDs and pipe bombs. The crazies will use whatever weapon they can get hold of to do their murdering.

      • http://naver sook young

        Sorry, but the shooting and killing of police officers are not what the Tea Party stands for. But it seems that the liberals have no problem with endorsing such and act. Thank you.

        Sook Young
        Wife of the Samurai

  • J.M.R.

    REAL GOOD BEN KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

  • http://naver samurai

    Another good one Ben and keep them coming, fellow patriot! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY! 하나님과 국가 대 한!

    • Jyrine

      Thanks Ben!

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